Happy Birthday Allegra Beck Versace

Composed in Honor of Allegra's (link via Gawker) 18th Birthday, to the tune of 80s wondergroup Toto's hit song Rosanna:

"All I wanna do when I wake up in the morning is see to your cash/
Allegra, Allegra/
I never thought that a girl like you would ever turn 18/
Allegra

"All I wanna do in the middle of the evening is to hold your cash/
Allegra, Allegra/
I didn't know you were inheriting more than I could ever spend/

"Not quite a year since she turned 18, Allegra, yeah/
No prenup and I have to say/

"Meet you all the way, meet you all the way, Allegra/
Meet you all the way, meet you all the way, Allegra/"