Tuesday, December 07, 2004

Quien Es Mas Macho: Stevie Wonder Versus Eminem!

Sure, Stevie Wonder can't see worth a goddamn, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have biting social commentary on the graphic content within contemporary music videos (we just don't quite know how he does it), as the 3AM Girls relate:


"STEVIE Wonder has blasted Eminem for mocking Michael Jackson in his Just Lose It video. In the promo, Em is seen ridiculing Jacko for his reputed plastic surgery and for when his hair caught fire.

"'Kicking someone when he's down is not a good thing,' stormed Stevie."

But Stevie, The Corsair feels that that is the very best time to kick someone. No reprisals, wind knocked out of them and all.

"'I was disappointed that he would let himself go to such a level.

"'Eminem has succeeded on the backs of people predominantly in that lower pay bracket, people of colour. So for him to come out like that is bulls**t.'"

So let's recap: Pseudotough guy Eminem is currently feuding with Moby, the Christian vegetarian, who is -- what?-- 98 pounds soaking wet?

And Em's feuding Michael Jackson, a troubled *alleged* milquetoast pedophile who was whipped with a switch and a belt when young, by Joe Jackson and never quite recovered, enough said on that subject.

And now, Stevie Wonder, the melodious blind man. What next? Will Em dig Ray Charles' decaying bones and start some beef?

Eminem also, we cannot fail to relate, recently spent $108,000 on moisturizers and beauty products.

I'm just saying, You do the math ... Nothing "Mas Macho" about moisturizing and feuding with Stevie.

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