Janet Jackson Goes Nude on CD Cover
Matt Drudge seems to be hyperventilating as he headlines his site, in all caps as usual, "JANET JACKSON TO GO NUDE FOR NEW CD COVER!" Gawker's very cool Choire Sicha captured this hysterical aspect of Drudge's character nicely a while ago.
One: Janet Jackson is not nekkid, but topless, covering her boobies up with her arms.
Two: Out of the corner of the CD you can clearly see that she is wearing low rider jeans.
Three: Calm down Drudge, you are beginning to sound like a housewife from Kansas and not a salty journalist in the Walter Winchell tradition (now you know where he gets that stupid hat from) .