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Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Bill Clinton To Visit Haiti



Former U.S. President -- and Haiti envoy -- Bill Clinton makes his first visit to that country in his new post. We will not entertain the possibility that the position was offered just before the former President was about to do an AmFar benefit, in Cannes, auctioning off his sax with the sexy Sharon Stone. Drama!

The envoy position, we cannot fail to note, comes with some adult supervision (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment), which should calm some minds in the State Department and party headquarters about the proposition of the former President, in the full bloom of Mid-life, roaming the globe without a portfolio. An idle mind is the devil's playground and all that (Averted Gaze). From the AP:

"Bill Clinton aims to refocus international attention on this Caribbean country's deep economic problems and environmental decay during his first visit as the United Nations' special envoy to Haiti.

"The former U.S. president, who is expected to meet with Haitian President Rene Preval and visit hurricane-battered areas, is lending his prestige to the plight of the poorest nation in the Western Hemisphere as world attention has shifted to the global financial crisis and other trouble spots.

"He was scheduled to arrive late Monday, but no public events were planned until Tuesday, the United Nations said.

"The three-day visit will be Clinton's second to Haiti this year. He toured Port-au-Prince with U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon, recording artist Wyclef Jean and others in March, before Ban named him to the newly created post in May.

"Clinton spoke at a Haiti donors conference at the Inter-American Development Bank in Washington in April that generated $324 million in aid pledges."


I am of two minds about why a former President of the United States would take such a position: 1) Bill Clinton is trying to bolster his tarnished reputation among African-Americans after the bruising Presidential campaign. There are still some rough spots remaining between Bill and African-Americans (And, apparently, between President Obama and Clinton). 2) Bill Clinton is clearly testing the waters as to whether or not Secretary General of the United Nations is a political possibility. Can he handle -- or does he even want to handle -- the glories and headaches of international diplomacy in trouble spots?

Or maybe both.

Monday, July 06, 2009

LINK: How Ivy Supersonic crashed the Bernie Madoff verdict here.

Kathy Griffin Named Roast Master In Upcoming Joan Rivers/Comedy Central Roast



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It should be duly brutal when Kathy Griffin -- known to be positively citric -- roasts Joan Rivers. Who said women aren't funny (Answer: Hitchens, in remarkably bad timing, just before Tina Fey proved him completely wrong)? "It will be my distinct pleasure to honor a true comedy legend. The One and Only, The Great, Joan Rivers," said Kathy Griffin in a press release. "I mean, not that Pam Anderson wasn't a comedy legend or anything ... Let's just say it will be an evening of highs and lows. I will be roasting Joan with more gentleness and tenderness than her latest chemical peel and, on the other hand, I will give her a verbal pap smear and god only knows what I'm going to find down there."

Media-Whore D'Oeuvres



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"For the Fourth of July, West Coasters clamored to get all up in Diddy’s grill: The rap mogul moved his infamous annual White Party from the Hamptons to Beverly Hills. This time, he teamed up with fellow Twitter addicts mrskutcher and aplusk -- that would be Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher, for those non-followers out there -- and their pet charity Malaria No More. Needless to say, the tweeting was out of control. 'A man of vision!' chirped Demi under a photo of Ashton in slitted 80s sunglasses. 'we are dancing now!!!' iamdiddy announced. It’s hard to believe they found the time. But dance they did to a set that included an hour of Michael Jackson’s greatest hits. Joining in the tribute: Chris Brown, who proved he still has the moves (even if he no longer has the fans). While many have tried – ahem, Jamie Foxx – Brown actually nailed the King of Pop’s moonwalk. And if any of the guests -- including Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon, Lindsay Lohan, Jonah Hill, Shawn and Marlon Wayans, Viola Davis, Lil Kim, Estelle, Faith Evans, Blair Underwood, Rashida Jones, and Andy Samberg -- looked less than fresh after the sweat session, MAC and Lab Series Skincare were on hand for touch-ups and treatments." (TheWrap)

"WHICH unnaturally thin celebrity chef credits her bony frame to good eating habits, but really is addicted to laxatives?" (PageSix)



"Democratic strategist James Carville, who ran Bill Clinton’s presidential bid in 1992, is helping another challenger: a U.S.-educated rival of Afghan President Hamid Karzai. Carville, who has close ties to Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, said his advisory role to former Afghan Finance Minister Ashraf Ghani shouldn’t be interpreted as tacit backing by the U.S. for a change of leadership in Afghanistan. In an interview before leaving for Kabul, Carville said he hadn’t discussed his trip with Clinton, and was going for an exploratory visit as a private consultant. 'I don’t think anybody would veto me doing this,' said Carville, 64, who said he has worked on campaigns in 18 countries. 'I’ve worked in Israel when Bill Clinton was president. It’s what I do.' Ghani, 60, who has a Ph.D in anthropology from Columbia University in New York and worked at the Washington-based World Bank, is one of 41 Karzai opponents competing in the Aug. 20 elections. Ghani, who became finance minister in 2002, said in an interview with the New York Times in January that he stepped down from that post in 2004 because Afghanistan had been taken over by drug traffickers. Karzai, 51, came to power with U.S. backing following the ouster of the Taliban in 2001 and has amassed a power base largely through patronage. His government is under increasing criticism at home and abroad for inefficiency and corruption." (Bloomberg)



"Why 'milk it,' as she put it, when you can quit it? 'Only dead fish go with the flow,' she said, while cold fish can blow out of town. Leaving Alaska in the lurch is best for Alaska. She can better 'effect change' in government from outside government. She can fulfill her promise of 'efficiencies and effectiveness' by deserting Juneau midway through her term — and taking her tanning bed with her. 'We need those who will respect our Constitution,' said Palin, who swore on the Bible to uphold the Constitution. She said she can’t fulfill that silly old oath of office in the usual way because she’s not 'wired to operate under the same old politics as usual.' Naturally, she dragged the troops in, saying that her trip to see wounded soldiers overseas 'fortified' her decision to give up because 'they don’t give up.'" (Dowd/NYTimes)

"Purdum, writing with a polite disdain, does flatter Palin as 'the sexiest and riskiest brand in the Republican Party,' before he goes on to mention unnamed McCain campaign sources who tell stories of Palin's erratic behavior on the trail supposedly caused by her 'post-partum depression.' Kristol asserts as evidence that Schmidt was the source of this defamatory rumor that Kristol knows that Schmidt has recently emailed Palin out of the blue. 'Perhaps Steve was nervous someone would finger him for the Purdum piece,' Kristol proposes. Firing back, Schmidt immediately emailed a reference to Bill Kristol's distant youth when he worked for the perennial GOP chump, Vice President Dan Quayle: 'I'm sure John McCain would be president today if only Bill Kristol had been in charge of the campaign.' Meanwhile, the sniping continues to deteriorate, with erstwhile McCain campaign advisers like Randy Scheunemann choosing sides with Kristol (Scheunemann hates Schmidt, who tried to force him out of the campaign as a leaker and confiscated his BlackBerry), while Schmidt reveals that he had the permission of McCain and Palin to ferret out who was leaking unkind details on Palin to the media. No comment yet from the senator and the governor on their genius of a Plumbers Unit. Another campaign aide, Nicole Wallace, and her husband, Mark Wallace, are mentioned as founts of poison on Palin. 'This is all news to me,' Nicole Wallace proclaims. Is this normal after a losing presidential campaign?" (JohnBatchelorShow)



"With her last-minute cancellation of Moneyball, a film that was to star Brad Pitt with Steven Soderbergh directing, Sony Pictures chairman Amy Pascal fired a shot heard 'round Hollywood. But then came news that Pascal had made a production deal with George Clooney. Pitt, international box-office draw, is out and Clooney, who can’t seem to open a movie, is in? What gives? Within days, the Moneyball decision was thoroughly picked over in the press and there was lots of bloggy speculation about the real motive. On the surface, the studio’s simple explanation seemed plausible: At the last minute, Soderbergh turned in a rewrite of Steve Zaillian’s script that left Pascal cold. 'The draft he turned in wasn’t at all what we’d signed up for,' Pascal told the Los Angeles Times. 'He wanted to make a dramatic reenactment of events with real people playing themselves...He wanted to do the film in a different way than we did.' Given that much of Soderbergh’s recent work has been cerebral and often chilly, it’s easy to believe that his script lacked mass appeal. (Aside from Ocean’s Eleven to Thirteen, in recent years Soderbergh has directed a pile of money losers: Solaris, The Good German, Bubble, and the two-part Che.) Why entrust him with the better part of $60 million to make an idiosyncratic film about baseball, of all things—a topic that doesn’t draw well outside the U.S.? But looking at the broader picture, it may be that Pascal’s decision to cancel Moneyball is not quite a sign that she’s signed on to the ever-more-stringent financial discipline in Hollywood." (TheDailyBeast)



"(A)nonymous sources have been talking for years about a secret meeting two Bush administration Pentagon officials had in Rome with a notorious Iranian arms dealer, in December 2001. It’s been said that the officials, Larry Franklin and Harold Rhode, along with former Reagan White House intelligence operative Michael Ledeen, were scheming to sabotage a deal that Bush administration 'moderates' were trying to make with Iran. Another version was that they were 'rogue operators' plotting to overthrow the Iranian regime. Yet another tale about Rome has Italian intelligence officials passing along a fabricated document purporting to show that Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein, whom the Bush White House was plotting to overthrow, was buying uranium from Niger for a bomb. All such accounts were based on anonymous sources. But this week, one of the participants, Franklin broke a yearslong public silence to discuss what happened in Rome. Or at least his version of events." (CQPolitics)



"President Barack Obama, first lady Michelle and daughters Malia and Sasha are on a weeklong trip with stops in Europe and Africa. The president attends a wreath-laying ceremony Monday at the Russian Tomb of the Unknown Soldier in Moscow. Then Obama will meet with Russian President Dmitry Medvedev (dih-MEE'-tree med-VYEH'-dyev), after which the two leaders plan an evening news conference. The president is expected to meet Tuesday with Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin. After Russia, Obama heads to Rome on Wednesday for the G-8 summit. He will then travel to Ghana on Friday before returning home to Washington on Saturday." (Google via AP)

"The big news that broke on Friday was about Sarah Palin resigning her office as Governor of Alaska. The mainstream media and the public reaction were curiously uncurious about the circumstances and the governor’s explanation of this surprise move. A financial opinion web site that I follow called Market Ticker took a position of common sense that seems to be missing almost anywhere else. The site’s author is a man named Karl Denninger. His opinions have authority, whether or not you agree. I am not certain of his political affiliations although I don’t think he’d call himself a classic liberal by any stretch. He is hard-hitting in making his points, non-naïve and no-nonsense." (NYSocialDiary)



"He came, he saw, but Russell Crowe failed to conquer his favourite seats at the Wimbledon men's final yesterday. The fiery Gladiator actor was attempting to secure a better view of the tennis, but he met his match in one of the tournament's Royal Navy security guards. The guard made his point politely but firmly and Crowe eventually settled down somewhat sulkily to watch Roger Federer become the first player to win 15 grand slams, in an epic fight against Andy Roddick. Crowe, 45, has been involved in a number of rows over the years — the most memorable being the incident where he threw a telephone at a hotel worker in 2005." (Thisislondon)



""We were not invited to one (4th of July) party this year! So we are going to stay in our house and have a beautiful dinner outside with our bulldog and celebrate our first summer as husband and wife! And perhaps I'll wear my new eyelet white Chloe dress with some red flip-flops." (Beth Stern/ Fashionweekdaily)

"Saturday's Fourth Of July box office was even lower across the board than the studios expected. But the 5-day domestic holiday weekend blasted off with something for everyone: families, fanboys, and adults fed up there's been almost nothing for them in movie theaters. Fox's Ice Age 3-D: Dawn of the Dinosaurs opened very promisingly with $13.8 million Wednesday, $11.2M Thursday, $17M Friday, and $11.2M Saturday from 4,099 venues for a $41.8M 3-day weekend -- in a photo finish with Transformers 2. The battle was decided by Monday's actuals. Rival studios claimed Ice Age 3-D wasn't tracking well with young boys, and that's why 20th sneaked it at 330 theaters recently. But Fox said it "added an additional marketing layer prior to the onslaught of TF2.' ... The actioner's domestic cume is now a huge $300.5M for 12 days and just passed Up and Star Trek to become the highest-grossing pic of 2009. This weekend it scored $55M overseas so that's over $300.5M from international, and a new worldwide total of a staggering $593.9M." (DeadlineHollywoodDaily)



"If democracy hit Central America like a wave in the mid-1980s, it was one that left more than a few bubbles of authoritarianism behind. As recent turmoil confirms, the region's transitions from dictatorship to democracy were interrupted or left incomplete. Now, a coup in Honduras, electoral fraud in Nicaragua, and assassinations in Guatemala are just a few signs of trouble ahead. The region's crisis is one of leadership -- of a cadre of elite who promised democracy but have failed to provide it. Central Americans today are tired of the same-old political elites and parties, many of which are left over from three decades ago. Today, they can boast only neglected public bureaucracies and economies wracked by global shocks. Yet in spite of their failings and a groundswell of discontent, ruling parties across the region are refusing to go. Nobody fits this description better than the ousted president of Honduras, Manuel Zelaya, whose expulsion followed his attempts to stay in power beyond what even the ruling elite could tolerate." (ForeignPolicy)



"He does not own a sprawling Texas ranch, a family compound on the coast of Maine or a retreat tucked away in the Santa Ynez Mountains of California. So President Obama, in this regard at least, is much like Bill Clinton: He has no vacation home to call his own. With the summer getaway season in full swing, the White House is busy arranging the president’s first vacation since taking office. The destination — officially, at least — is classified. Yet it is hardly a secret to the people on Martha’s Vineyard, several business owners and others said, where reservations have been made and preparations are under way for the Obama family’s August arrival. Still, questions abound on the Massachusetts island. Will they settle in Oak Bluffs, Chilmark or another town? Will they rent the home of the filmmaker Spike Lee? Will they be there at the same time as the Clintons? 'The rumor mill is rampant because people want to get information and want to flesh out their plans,' said Charles J. Ogletree, a law professor at Harvard, a summer Vineyard resident and a longtime friend of the Obamas. 'I hope that people will respect their privacy and need for rest. The best thing we can do is let him recharge his batteries and prepare for the tasks ahead.' The White House is mum on the dates, duration and precise destination of the trip." (NYTimes)

Summer Posting Schedule

Hey guys: I'll be posting more in the afternoons during the month of July. Check back later.

cheers,
Ron

Thursday, July 02, 2009

Exclusive: How Ivy Supersonic Crashed The Madoff Trial



We asked Ivy Supersonic how she crashed the Bernie Madoff verdict hearing. Earlier this week, Ivy was cited for violating federal court rules by recording Madoff's sentencing hearing. According to TheSmokinggun: "Federal court rules bar reporters (or audience members) from recording court proceedings. Additionally, anyone entering a federal courthouse is required to check their cellphones with security guards. It is unclear whether Silberstein was in Chin's courtroom or in one of two 'overflow' rooms where the Madoff sentencing was simulcast."

This blog can clear things up because she just texted us this morning. Here is Ivy's account of what happened:

"It was Robin Quivers' phone. She had nothing to do with it. Black berry gives me free phones becuase I am who I am. I decided that Robin does Not need this blackberry pearl .. I do and I gifted her my expensive Perlier body lotions instead which I had (Benjy Bronk) bring her. (Perlier supplies Me Free also then I was pissed..cause I gave her all my good stuff). I was told by photographers show up to criminal court we want u with (Bernie Madoff) and yell "Rape ME!! MuthaFucker!!" they said Madoff (would be there Monday). When I saw 500 crews I was prepared w/ a box of Ivy Billions to throw. And rocking my ivy MiniUltraMicro Mini mini mini Pay Up Shirt I made .. but I figured antics.. fuck it. I wanna c the Court case of the century. No way I was going to miss biggest scandle of all time the man robbed my friends and I wanted to c 'Justice' for all of America. Madoff Has Bled our economy and caused a ression (not (single-handedly) many people r down with him that cause the fall of our economic system. I went Thru side door in Gucci blazer and huge Fendi Shopping bag poketbook and tom ford shades so I was unquestionable. They asked for my phone The onw I'm typing on now its connected thru verizon the robin pink blackberry pearl is just a carbon copy of info of this phone not hookedup I did what I was asked of. My fendi bag has a stuff sqrat plush doll, box of ivy supersonic billions, a howard stern water bottle, props out Asshole who would want to go thru my bag would take hours!!and my 99 cent brunch the starbucks carmel macchiato biscatti Loaded down w Sqrat.com stickers and cards of my campaign Mamas got my back and front..Fox stole ivys sqrat There was only max 50 of us let in on left side and right side was 50 press people. I was told anyone can go. So iwent at 830am heard trial Was ten to noon. At 11am I was famished and weak I nodded out for a brief second from exaction hunger and borum while madof lawyer spoke he Was unconvincing and dull..is the word droll?? I would think there would b a pitbull in the room not roosters Ladybodycourtguard said 'shut off ur phone.' I am mechanical boob I couldn't shut off .."


So now you know. The court document signed by District Judge Denny Chin said:

"At the sentencing in this case today Ivy Silberstein apparently recorded the proceedings with a recording device, in contravention of the Court's rules, as outlined in the press release issued on June 23, 2009. The Court has been advised that The Federal protective Service (the 'FPS') seized the recording device and that Ms. Silberstein was issued a summons.

"It is HEREBY ORDERED that the FPS may return the recording device to Ms. Silberstein but only on the condition that the recording be deleted from the device before it is returned to her. The FPS shall make a copy of the recording before the recording is deleted from Ms. Silberstein's device, and the FPS shall retain the recording in the event Ms. Silberstein wants to assert any rights thereto, in which case further proceedings will be required."


More on TheSmokinggun.

Media-Whore D'Oeuvres



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"China, the largest holder of foreign currency reserves, renewed its call for a stable dollar and damped speculation the nation is seeking talks on a new international currency at next week’s Group of Eight meeting. 'We hope that as the main reserve currency the exchange rate of the U.S. dollar will be stable,' Vice Foreign Minister He Yafei told reporters in Beijing today. The official said he’s 'not aware' of China pushing to put the subject on the G-8 agenda. The dollar strengthened as He’s comments eased concern that China plans to diversify its $1.95 trillion of currency reserves. Central bank Governor Zhou Xiaochuan called in March for the creation of a 'super-sovereign' currency, after Premier Wen Jiabao voiced concern that a weakening dollar would erode the value of the nation’s U.S. assets." (Bloomberg)



"Christopher Weiss wants to be a doctor, but he is not, at first glance, a dream candidate for medical school. He went to junior college and got mediocre grades—and then he spent the better part of the next decade trying to make up for his feckless youth .. Then, in 2007, his boyhood friend Ben Evenstad, also 29, offered Weiss a chance to make a lot of money. When Evenstad co-founded the photo agency National Photo Group, he hired Weiss and taught him how to be a paparazzo. Though Weiss says he’s not very interested in celebrities, he came to enjoy the job, especially when he got to shoot Michael Jackson. 'From the first time I saw him in person, at a Barnes & Noble, when he was wearing Band-Aids on his face, I was mesmerized,' Weiss says. His boss, Evenstad, shares the fascination: 'As a (papparazzi), you spend most of your time chasing sex symbols, but M.J. was different, almost like a Howard Hughes character,' he says. 'With the masks and the umbrellas and the mystery, I thought Michael was more interesting than any other celebrity, and he has more interesting fans than any other celebrity—this group, mostly female, who would follow him all over the world. If he went to Ireland, France, Bahrain, Neverland, they were there. The same individuals. Nobody else had what he had. I set out to document why.'" (VanityFair)



"ON the first night Graydon Carter ever ate in a New York restaurant, he mistook one well-known person for another. 'I thought I had seen Larry Fine of the Three Stooges, which made me very excited,' he said last week, sitting behind his long curved desk at Vanity Fair. 'But I learned later it was Bobby Zarem.' That was at Elaine’s in 1978, and Mr. Carter was a new arrival from Canada. Larry Fine was, well, Larry. Bobby Zarem is a publicist. But Mr. Carter learned fast who was who and made a career of chronicling it, as an editor of Spy magazine, The New York Observer and, for the last 17 years, Vanity Fair. Lately, he has been putting his knowledge to use in a different context: the restaurant seating chart." (NYTimes)



"Somebody needs to do a new wiring diagram for Washington. Because much has changed and much is changing about the way power and influence flow through this town and while some of it is related to having a new president in place, some of it is linked to other technological, political, and social trends. In fact, while motives and many techniques for getting things done in Washington might look very familiar to the old time fixers and back room pols, much would be as alien as a lunar landscape. Here are just a few random observations from the past few weeks that lead me to this conclusion .." (ForeignPolicy)



"Instances of people attacking one another 'face' to virtual 'face' occur with such frequency, and in so many corners of the web, that it's hard to keep track of what the best fights are. In fact, this week, there have already been four big ones, and it's only Wednesday! Which is why we're providing a handy guide to the best fights on the Internet this week (so far!)." (NYMag)



"Serena Williams saved a match point and overcame Elena Dementieva 6-7 (4), 7-5, 8-6 in a riveting contest Thursday to advance to the Wimbledon final and another possible championship match against sister Venus. Williams, a two-time Wimbledon champion, was pushed to the limit by the fourth-seeded Russian but raised her game when she needed in one of the most compelling women's matches at the All England Club in years." (NYTimes)



(Max Baucus via nytimes)

"When the president's party reaches 50 senators, it gets to use the vice president's tie-breaking vote to obtain a majority. The bare fact of a majority has consequences. Your party's leader gets to be majority leader, which carries with it the right to set the Senate's schedule. Your party's most senior members get to chair the committees on which they sit, controlling their schedules and a majority of the staff positions. A 50-50 Senate is always a dicey proposition, but there are distinct benefits to being in the majority even if the majority is razor thin. The 60-vote threshold, by contrast, is important because that's how many votes it takes to break a filibuster. But while the Democratic caucus presumably could get together and collectively commit to refrain from joining any filibusters, there's no sign that they actually will. This means that to move legislation in the modern era, the majority party still needs to painstakingly assemble 60 votes. And it's going to be a difficult task. For example, considerably more people live in the Bronx than live in Montana. But while the Bronx's 1.4 million people need to share Chuck Schumer and Kristen Gillibrand with 18 million other residents of the Empire State, Montana's cozy crew of 960,000 people has Max Baucus all to themselves. And not only does Baucus' vote count as much as Schumer's or Gillibrand's, he actually has dramatically more power than the senators from New York (or, for that matter, California) because as chairman of the Senate Finance Committee, all health-care legislation absolutely must meet with his approval. The fact that Obama only secured the support of 47 percent of Montana's voters is the kind of thing that must weigh on Baucus' mind. Similarly with Budget Committee Chairman Kent Conrad and Obama's 45 percent of North Dakota's 641,000 residents." (TheDailyBeast)



"Downtown, another possible romance had diners at The Standard Grill raising eyebrows. (If there was any doubt that this joint will emerge as the Meatpacking District's sole dining destination, it was quelled by some fried squash blossoms and a brutally delicious roast chicken.) Cameron Diaz dined very casually en booth with Andre Balazs and an unidentified female." (Fashionweekdaily)

"RYAN O'Neal allowed TV cameras into Farrah Faw cett's funeral, but not his own son. Griffin O'Neal, Ryan's son with Joanna Moore, drove 300 miles to LA to attend Fawcett's service, but Ryan had him barred. Ryan was once dubbed 'Hollywood's Worst Father' by Britain's Daily Mail because all of his children -- Griffin, Tatum (who also was not allowed to attend) and Redmond (his son with Fawcett who was allowed out of prison to attend) -- have had drug problems. Ryan told 'Inside Edition' Griffin was banned 'because he's a bad guy.' Griffin told the show, 'I just wanted to say goodbye to someone that I knew and loved for 33 years.'" (PageSix)



"The literary critic James Wood wounded his hand in Bryant Park today while playing the tambourine. 'I picked [it] up in a rather awkward way and was playing a song with it, and it began to rub away,' Mr. Wood said, showing off newly applied band-aids on his fingers. 'It just took the skin off.' The injury was sustained during the first of two lunchtime sets that Mr. Wood, a regular critic for The New Yorker and a professor at Harvard, performed at the park with folk rock duo Fayaway to celebrate the publication of Heavy Rotation, an anthology of essays on music edited by Peter Terzian." (Observer)



"Turning operations around in Germany, where News Corp. has invested about 600 million euros ($845 million), may become a test case for the New York-based company’s TV ambitions in Europe. The German pay-TV market, which led to the collapse of media magnate Leo Kirch’s Kirch Holding GmbH in 2002, has resulted in losses of 349.4 million euros for Premiere since Murdoch’s initial stake purchase in January 2008. The number of subscribers at the channel dropped 3.2 percent in the year ended March to 2.37 million as the economic slump forced consumers to spend less. 'Germany is Europe’s biggest economy, so it’s essential for (Rupert) Murdoch to have a local presence and he may accept more setbacks there than in other countries,' said Diel. 'It would make sense to create some kind of pan-European pay-TV broadcaster as it would give them more buying power and would help to slash costs.'" (Bloomberg)



(Tins and Elizabeth Meigher via DPC/NYSocialDiary)

"Last night I went down to the Samantha Thavasa boutique on Madison and 75th, up the block from the Whitney. There was a party called 'Tinsley Mortimer with Q Magazine.' Since my name sits somewhere in that magazine’s roster, and we’re celebrating the Summer issue of Q, I thought it might be nice to make an appearance for Elizabeth Meigher, who really put this beautiful magazine together with her cohort, Edward (Fast Eddie) Barsamian." (NYSocialDiary)

Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Media-Whore D'Oeuvres (Aspen Ideas Festival Edition)

"At Michael Eisner panel on television: 'Jay Leno at 10pm is the death rattle' for network TV." (Jason Calacannis/Twitter)



"Andrea Wong: NBC decision to move Leno to 10 PM keeps him from other networks; replaces costly dramas in that hour with low cost Leno .. Michael Jackson (of IAC) says Leno @10PM could succeed as national confessional, like Hugh Grant interview, but not with traditional format." (Sam Perry/Twitter)

"'Broadcast networks are not brands.' Michael Eisner." (Morgan Wandell/Twitter)



"Brian Williams puts on his fathers clothes and is about the past. John Stewart matters: is about passion, future - IAC's Michael Jackson" (Peter Hirshberg/Twitter)



(image via pbs)

"Along with several other members of the Atlantic staff, I am at Aspen this week for the fifth annual 'Ideas Festival' .. On Monday evening, the co-hosts -- our own (beloved!) David Bradley of the Atlantic and Walter Isaacson of Aspen -- introduced a session in which a series of speakers gave 'brief' summaries of the one Big Idea they wanted people to bear in mind .. From David Fanning, producer of 'Frontline,' a proposal on the ever-more-agonizing question of how to keep actual reporters in business when newspapers around the world are in economic freefall. His plan was based on a 'good idea,' and a 'bad idea' -- both of which happened to be today's public broadcasting establishment -- which he said could evolve into a 'new idea,' of the public broadcasting system as the linchpin for a new sort of broadcast/print/online news establishment. What made this different from mere institutional self-serving (for a public broadcasting guy): his emphasis that the public broadcasting establishment already had two things that would be hard for some hypothesized new-media system to create from scratch. One is a very dense nationwide network of local stations and reporters; the other was an established funding model in which individuals, corporations, philanthropies, and public institutions were already used to contributing money." (James Fallows/TheAtlantic)



"Niall Ferguson & James Fallows debate whether 'Chimerica' (China+America) will last in its current form." (WVA Attorney General/Twitter)

"Prof. Niall Ferguson: China's youth using internet to develop nationalist themes. China shut down Google two days ago." (Rob McKenna/Twitter)

A Little Of The Old In And Out



In: Jeff Wachtel. USA Network's 'no show before its time' philosophy of strong character-driven programming is leading the way in a new golden age of scripted programs on cable. Since 2001, when Jeff Wachtel was executive VP of original programming and launched shows like Monk and Burn Notice, USA has been on a tear. Now, as president of original series at USA Network, he is the person most responsible for the station's 2nd quarter ratings victory over rival TNT. From Medialifemagazine:

"USA just keeps setting new standards on cable.

"The network delivered the best-ever second quarter for a basic cable network, outperforming the CW in primetime by large margins, according to ratings released yesterday by Nielsen.

"USA averaged a record 3.17 million total viewers in primetime, 77 percent better than the CW, and 1.37 million adults 18-49, 36 percent better than the CW.

"The network also finished first among adults 25-54 with 1.47 million. It has now finished first in those demos for 12 straight quarters.

"USA received a big boost from the new show 'Royal Pains,' the most-watched scripted series during second quarter with an average 2.78 million 18-49s, finishing second behind only ABC in the 10 p.m. Thursday timeslot."


USA beat TNT despite what MediaWeek describes as the "five week stretch in which TNT's coverage of the NBA Playoffs churned up record ratings for the Turner net."



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Out: Karl Malden. Back in the 1970s when low-hanging comedic fruit was a plenty, a obligatory joke about Karl Malden's nose was considered de rigeur. Unfortunately not much has changed. in their obit today the New York Times mentions Malden's nose before they mention his Oscar:

"In many ways, Mr. Malden was the ideal Everyman. He realized early on that he lacked the physical attributes of a leading man; he often joked about his blunt features, particularly his crooked, bulbous nose, which he had broken several times while playing basketball in school. But he was determined 'to be No. 1 in the No. 2 parts I was destined to get,' he once said.

"He wound up playing everything from a whiskey-swigging cowboy to a prison warden, from an Army drill sergeant to a combative priest.

"On Broadway, he appeared with Marlon Brando in a legendary production of Tennessee Williams’s 'Streetcar Named Desire,' then repeated the role in a film version that brought him an Oscar."


RIP, Karl Malden.

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"President Obama called Mr. Franken to congratulate him on Tuesday, aides said, and he issued a statement saying he looked forward to working with the senator-elect 'to build a new foundation for growth and prosperity by lowering health care costs and investing in the kind of clean energy jobs and industries that will help America lead in the 21st century.' Gov. Tim Pawlenty, a Republican, signed Mr. Franken’s election certificate early Tuesday evening. Senate Democrats said they would like to seat Mr. Franken as quickly as next week, giving the party a crucial vote as it moves to difficult debates over topics like climate change and health care. Democrats had held some committee posts for Mr. Franken, potentially including the Health, Education, Labor and Pensions Committee that is in the middle of drafting a health care overhaul. With 60 votes (including those of two independents) now most likely aligned with the Democrats, the party could avoid filibusters .. The race was not the only long standoff in Senate history, nor was it the longest. Among others, the 1974 race between John A. Durkin and Louis C. Wyman left the Senate seat from New Hampshire in doubt for 10 months. The election was finally resolved when the seat was declared vacant and a special election was held, declaring Mr. Durkin, a Democrat, the winner in September 1975." (NYTimes)



" A private funeral for Charlie's Angels star Farrah Fawcett began Tuesday afternoon at the Cathedral of Our Lady of the Angels in downtown Los Angeles. Fawcett's longtime companion, Ryan O'Neal, walked among pallbearers with the casket covered in yellow and orange flowers. Her friend Alana Stewart and Angels co-star Kate Jackson arrived early before the hearse, which was accompanied by 10 motorcycle officers. Fawcett and O'Neal's son, 24-year-old Redmond, who has been in jail since April 5 on drug charges, also was in attendance. Redmond was allowed to be released for three hours and wear street clothes. Also in attendance were Fawcett's father, James; Ghostbusters star Ernie Hudson; model Cheryl Tiegs; Fawcett's ex-husband Lee Majors; sisters Jackie and Joan Collins; and hairstylist Jose Eber." (TheWrap)



"Cinephiles collected at the DGA Theater in New York last night for the 20th Anniversary screening of Spike Lee’s groundbreaking 'Do The Right Thing.' The film, which tells the story of a racial conflict that erupts in Bed-Stuy, Brooklyn, on a hot summer day in 1987, has been celebrated over the past two decades by film industry experts, including the American Film Institute, who heralded the movie as one of the 100 greatest films of all time. Among the guests in attendance were cast members from the film, including Samuel L. Jackson, Danny Aiello, John Tuturro, Ruby Dee, and Rosie Perez." (Guestofaguest)



(Michael Mann via imdb)

"Perhaps you loved some of Mann’s movies—I was crazy about The Insider—but he typically doesn’t deliver at the box office. At least not in the context of what he’s been spending. Many people enjoyed his biggest hit, the 2004 thriller Collateral, but it barely got to $100 million. None of his other films—including Ali, Miami Vice, and Heat—have come close. Artistic merit aside, Mann is a costly proposition in more ways than one. I was talking to a couple of veteran crew members recently about which directors are the biggest nightmares on set. In such conversations, three big names always come up: James Cameron, Transformers director Michael Bay, and Michael Mann. But one of these is not like the others. 'With Michael Bay, you have the opportunity to break out, so he’s a pain in the butt but you have the potential for a big upside,' says an executive who knows from experience. 'With Michael Mann, you’re lucky if he breaks even. And you’re raked over the coals in the process. What part of that is a prudent decision?'" (TheDailyBeast)

"Down at Michael’s Arlene Dahl and Jane Powell, two of MGM’s stars of yore were lunching with friends at the big round table in the bay. Elsewhere Tom Guinzberg, long the head of Viking, was lunching with Arnold Scaasi; Simon & Schuster’s editor Alice Mayhew was lunching with an author, and Mort Janklow’s partner Lynn Nesbit was lunching nearby. At the table next to ours (I was with Brooke Hayward and Alex Hitz), Tina Brown was lunching with Catie Marron, of The New York Public Library Board of Trustees. After she’d finished her lunch, Lynn Nesbit joined us and inevitably the conversation turned to books and the books business which is way off right now. One very famous editor claims that this is the worst he’s seen publishing in his now long lifetime. People aren’t buying books." (NYSocialDiary)



"According to Nielsen nationals, Monday saw TLC’s 'Jon and Kate Plus 8' score network record ratings (4.9 rating/14 share in adults 18-49, 10.61 million viewers overall) to stand as the week’s No. 1 program in 18-49. And the week was capped by Sunday’s 'BET Awards' (4.5/13 in 18-49, 10.65m), which drew roughly 60% more viewers than the show’s previous high in 2006 (6.64 million). The kudocast, featuring numerous tributes to Michael Jackson by performers and honorees, was the week’s No. 2 primetime program in 18-49, No. 3 in total viewers and No. 1 in persons 12-34 (5.2/17). In total viewers, it ranks No. 1 among all cable telecasts for the calendar year .. And HBO has reason to be pleased with the premiere of 'Hung' (1.4/4 in 18-49, 2.83m), which became the net’s most-watched series preem in two years. It bowed behind the hot 'True Blood,' which hit another high in some categories (2.0/5, 3.73m)." (Variety)



"(W)hat has emerged after the crisis is, as I argued last week , an even worse financial system than the one with which we began. The survivors are an oligopoly of 'too-big-and-interconnected-to-fail' financial behemoths. They are the winners not because they are necessarily the best businesses, but because they are the best supported. It takes no imagination to realise what these institutions might now do, given the incentives for risk-taking. So what is to be done? The characteristic, but futile, response is to move the regulatory deckchairs on the deck of the Titanic. Recent proposals from the US Treasury fall partly into this category. But the financial system had to be rescued from its own mismanagement of risk. This is not going to be changed by external supervision. It is going to be changed only by fixing incentives. The starting point has to be with 'too big to fail'. We need a credible system for winding up even huge financial institutions. The most attractive proposals are for 'good banks', in which unsecured creditors become shareholders. That would be easier if, as President Barack Obama has proposed, and Mervyn King, governor of the Bank of England, has argued, a regulated institution has to produce a plan for an orderly wind-down of its activities." (Martin Wolf/FT)



"Politico is the Web site (and accompanying newspaper) launched by two former Washington Post reporters to cover the 2008 presidential campaign, and which, with 100 or so staffers, is defying all reason and expectations by continuing to prosper beyond the election season. Not only is it, in its way, a direct manifestation of Crichton’s observation about flaccid and dumbed-down news, but it is also something rather close to one of those sinister and unstoppable forces in a Crichton novel: more information than you want to know, as well as more than you probably should know and can know, altering the very metabolic rate of the people who supply it and of those who become habituated to trying to know it. CNN changed the nature of politics and political reporting by compressing the time it took for something to happen, for it to become widely known, and for newsmakers and the public to react to it (i.e., the news cycle) to half a day—whereas the newspaper news cycle, from next-day publication to day-after reaction, was 48 hours, and network television’s news cycle, from one day’s evening news to the next day’s evening news, was 24 hours. Politico brings the news cycle down to about 15 or 20 minutes." (Michael Wolff/Vanity Fair)



"In the beginning, circa 2002, there was Gizmodo, a Web site with news and reviews of mobile phones, digital cameras other electronic toys that became the foundation of the Gawker network of Web sites. In 2004, Gizmodo’s founder, Peter Rojas, left to start a rival gadget blog, Engadget, which was later acquired by AOL. Ever since, the two sites have slugged it out, profitably competing for scoops and a growing audience of obsessed gearheads. In the process, similar gadget sites have sprouted like weeds around the Web. (The New York Times has its own site, Gadgetwise.) Now Mr. Rojas, and his former colleague at Engadget, Ryan Block, have defected from that world, where teams of reporters are paid to write the material, and created yet another new gadget site that will lean heavily on users to provide information and reviews. Their new site, called GDGT, will open to visitors on Wednesday. It differs from Engadget or Gizmodo by aspiring to be a gadget-oriented social network. Users of the site can create profiles and specify which consumer electronics devices they have, had or want to buy. Then they can talk about those devices with other owners, discuss new trends and tips, and decide how and when to replace them." (NYTimes)

"Rolling though picture-perfect hills and fields of maize and barley towards Wembury House, Devon, for the annual Hanbury cricket match. At times it’s a scene from a ‘50s film of a long-ago England, beautiful, tranquil and law-abiding, with glimpses of broad greens, riverside walks and winding country lanes. But then comes the announcement in an English I can hardly comprehend, however hard I try, apologizing about a diversion because of hay on the tracks. 'Hay on the tracks?' I ask incredulously .. Tom Naylor-Leyland is a brilliant pianist of country and rhythm and blues. He plays and sings like the pro that he is, and is a hell of a wicket-keeper to boot. The evening finished around 7.30 in the morning and at 11 both Harry Worcester and Timmy were in my room ordering me to the cricket pitch .. Timmy, who mumbles his words like no other, said something about his daughter Rosie expecting twin boys and that she will marry David sometime this summer. I happened to be sitting next to David, whose full name is David Rocksavage, Marquess of Cholmondeley, pronounced Chumley for any foreign-born Spectator readers. David is the person who walks backwards in front of the Queen during the Opening of Parliament, but last Saturday night he was one of the few who walked straight." (Takimag)

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Exclusive: Vibe's Michael Jackson Tribute Issue Will Never See Daylight



Editors this week scrambled to get their Michael Jackson cover stories out. Vibe's, which almost certainly would have been quite popular, will never get the chance to see daylight. We emailed Rob Kenner, Editor At Large at the now shuttered Vibe magazine and editor at the reggae blog boomshots for his thoughts on the end of an era:

"VIBE was not just a magazine; it was a mission. The edit staff is mad we won't get to finish our Michael Jackson tribute issue... And please believe it was about to be a hot one. There's nothing else quite like VIBE out there. It's a bad day for music and those who care about it. And it's another bad day for publishing."


Vibe was founded by Quincy Jones in 1992. In a memo to staff today, Vibe's CEO Steve Aaron cited the tough economic climate.

Paper Magazine At The South Street Seaport





(images via Caroline Torem Craig/Papermag)



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For years we have been going to Paper magazine parties. Perhaps it is that wealth of experience -- over a decades worth -- that make Paper parties the best in the city. That, and a 4 hour-plus open bar that never once ran out of Asahi Beer (Ray Ban was also a sponsor), a beautiful crowd, and live music on the water. After a brief intermission for the rain, there were performances by Kid Cudi and Chester French and a DJ set by Les Savy Fav. The party marks a turning point for the downtown indi mag -- the first Paper magazine live outdoor event, and we hope it is just the beginning.

Mingling in the crowd were David Hershkovits, Whitney Spaner, Tom Murrin, Caroline Torem Craig and Brigitte Engler.

Justice O'Connor Was Disappointed She Wasnt Replaced On Court By A Woman



Justice Sandra Day O'Connor, a Centrist, was the first woman nominated to the United States Supreme Court on on July 7, 1981 by President Reagan. Justice O'Connor served 24 years on the Supreme Court before retiring. President Bush initially chose Harriet Miers -- an unqualified loyalist -- to replace O'Connor. After a bruising media battle Miers withdrew her nomination and the more masculine, more conservative Samuel Alito was nominated to replace Mrs. O'Connor. From TheDailyBeast:

"The Daily Beast: Are you happy that a woman, Sonia Sotomayor, has been nominated to fill the latest vacancy on the Supreme Court?

"Sandra Day O'Connor: I should say so. I was disappointed when I stepped down that I wasn’t replaced by a woman. It’s important for people to look around and see that women, who make up slightly more than 50 percent of the population, are represented on the court.

"The Daily Beast: Judge Sotomayor’s supporters say that her background and life story would make her a good addition to the court. Should such things matter in picking a justice?

"SDO: We’re all creatures of our upbringing. We bring whatever we are as people to a job like the Supreme Court. We have our life experiences. For example, for me it was growing up on a remote ranch in the West. If something broke, you’d have to fix it yourself. The solution didn’t always have to look beautiful, but it had to work. So that made me a little more pragmatic than some other justices. I liked to find solutions that would work.

"The Daily Beast: You were the last elected official to serve on the court. You were the Republican leader in the Arizona state Senate, and you served in all three branches of state government. Was that important to your work on the High Court?

"SDO: Absolutely. And here’s something I want to emphasize. It’s important for the Supreme Court to have a broader set of life experiences than just people who have served as judges. Judge Sotomayor’s appointment would mean that all nine justices are products of the federal courts of appeals. It used to not be that way. I was from state government. William Rehnquist had never been a judge before he was appointed to the Supreme Court. Lewis Powell had never been a judge. But they had broad real-life experiences, and I thought that helped make them good justices. In years past, you always had people on the court who had not spent their entire career as judges."


O’Connor currently serves as Chancellor of the College of William and Mary.

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"Here is my summary of where we are now: Several times the Bush administration tried to transfer responsibility for security to Iraqi army and police forces, only to see them unable to handle the burden. Now, once again, the Americans are trying to get Iraqi security forces to take over, as most U.S. troops withdraw from Iraqi's cities. Will the Iraqis be able to keep the population relatively secure? To be honest, I don't know, and no one else does. It's a matter of faith. And the leap comes tomorrow. The key issue is whether Iraqi forces will perform any better than they have in the past. U.S. officials, at least in their public comments, say they will. 'I do believe they're ready,' Gen. Raymond Odierno, the top commander in Iraq, said on CNN on Sunday. 'They've been working towards this for a long time. And security remains good. We've seen constant improvement in the security force, we've seen constant improvement in governance. And I believe this is the time for us to move out of the cities and for them to take ultimate responsibility.' But, as he says, it is a matter of belief. Here's a contrary view given to Reuters by Khalil Ibrahim, a leader of a unit in the turned insurgents the Americans call the Sons of Iraq: 'Iran has good relations with our political parties. They run militias. If the U.S. troops complete their withdrawal, Iran will do whatever it wants in Iraq. . . . Also, if the Americans pull out, al Qaeda will return.' Meanwhile, Abu Noor, a college student in Baghdad, told my old colleague Ernesto Londono that, 'We all know the militias are hiding because they know the Americans are inside the cities.' Who is right, Odierno, or Ibrahim and Abu Noor? No one knows." (Thomas Ricks/ForeignPolicy)



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"ANNA Kournikova got into a fight Saturday night in Las Vegas after an unidentified woman threw a drink at the tennis ace. Kournikova and her pals were partying at Lavo after attending the Hardbat Classic table tennis tournament when a woman at the next table 'threw a drink at Anna. She felt Anna was invading her space,' our source said. Kournikova 'sprung into action' and starting screaming at the woman and shoving her. 'It was a big fight,' the spy said. The woman was kicked out only after leaving Kournikova with some vicious scratch marks on her neck. Kournikova's rep didn't return calls." (PageSix)



"Last Friday I was quite the busy girl as I hosted a HBO and Belvedere sponsored 'Dinner With Bevy' for the fab actress Sanaa Lathan. It took place in Miami during the American Black Film Festival, and Sanaa brought along her famous pals like director Lee Daniels (can't wait to see his new movie, Precious), actress Gabrielle Union (her dimples are so deep, you can swim in them) and NBA All-Star Dwyane Wade (I wanted him to 'dunk on me' all night). The evening culminated with a rousing sing a long of the late great Michael Jackson's 'Wanna Be Startin' Something'! Momma say momma sa ma macousa, indeed!" (Papermag)



"What a difference a week makes! On Sunday, the New York Times finally reviewed Rogues’ Gallery, Michael Gross’s two-month-old, unauthorized expose about the famous people behind the Metropolitan Museum of Art. The review came just days after the book began appearing in the New York Public Library system, erasing Mr. Gross’s concerns that the two Manhattan institutions might ignore the book completely. 'I was thrilled,' Mr. Gross told the Observer. Before he received news of the review, Mr. Gross had been left to lament the book’s curious lack of coverage in the New York press. Rumors had circulated as to the reasons for Rogues’ radio silence, with plenty of suspicion cast in the direction of Annette de la Renta, who serves on the Met’s board, and whose attorneys had previously sent 'strongly-worded' letters to the book’s publisher." (Observer)



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"GRAPEFRUIT heiress Julie Henderson has rebounded from Russell Simmons. After the hip-hop mogul dropped the 23-year-old swimsuit model in favor of 29-year-old model Noemie Lenoir, a spy tells Page Six that Henderson has been cozying up with Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers. 'They were having a romantic dinner at La Esquina on Wednesday,' a spy tells us. 'They looked cute.'" (PageSix)



"So I'm looking @globalgrind and there's yesterdays news about my x girlfriend julie moving on. That Quarterback is a very very lucky guy ..Just to repeat for the record she is a wonderful sweet person. :-). And the ny post is mean by saying 'I dumped her' mutual decession." (RussellSimmons/Twitter)



"Kazakhstan refuses to let Borat have the last word on its image. The Central Asian republic’s foreign affairs ministry inked a $1.5 million deal with a Washington lobbying firm, according to records recently filed with the Justice Department, with a partial goal of combating the image presented in the blockbuster film 'Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.' 'People look at Borat and think this country is a backwater, that it’s unsophisticated,' said William Nixon, chairman and CEO of Policy Impact Communications. His firm signed the yearlong agreement with Kazakhstan's U.S. ambassador on April 30. A team of a dozen lobbyists registered for the account and is working on the country’s ascension to the World Trade Organization, removing a number of trade restrictions put in place by the United States and improving its image." (TheHill)

(Fern Mallis and Euan Rellie via DPC/NYSocialDiary)



"(L)ast night in New York there was a book party for Jodi Della Femina and her new book 'By Invitation Only' at the Vera Wang boutique in the Hotel Carlyle building on Madison Avenue and 77th Street. Invitation to what, you might ask? Well, the party was at the Vera Wang boutique. I got there in the second hour when a lot of the early birds had left but there was still a big gang in attendance including a lot of Della Femina – Jerry and Judy (Licht), sister Jessie and brother, JT, baby daughter Maggie Kim, husband John Kim as well as their older little ones, Annabel and Charlie, and lots of friends, including: Betsey Johnson, Rachel Roy, Kelly Bensimon, Olivia Palermo and Johannes Huebl .."(NYSocialDiary)



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"It would seem like a splitting of hairs, but then so much of copyright and trademark law is just that. Cablevision came up with a system allowing its customers to record TV shows, as they might with a DVR, but store them remotely on a Cablevision server. TV networks, which are generally opposed to all things DVR, objected and filed a lawsuit, arguing that Cablevision's remote DVR storage system violated their copyright protection of the shows they produce--and in a way that a TiVo device or similar home DVR device does not. The networks, including CNN, CBS and Fox Networks Group, along with the Motion Picture Association of America, won the first round in federal court but then lost on appeal, when last August the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Second Circuit overturned the lower court's decision. Yesterday the networks lost again when the U.S. Supreme Court declined to hear the case." (Medialifemagazine)



"The 2009 Aspen Ideas Festival opened Monday night with a smattering of ambitious, dissonant and indeed 'big' ideas .. The leaders in public service, business, science, the arts and media swarming the Aspen Meadows campus number almost 200. Their audience, almost 2,000. Among their ranks are U.S. Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer and retired Justice Sandra Day O’Connor, who this morning will discuss the American criminal justice system with Bishop T.D. Jakes. This afternoon, Google CEO Eric Schmidt is due to talk about the state of the American economy with NPR’s Kai Rysdall. Representatives from the Obama White House are appearing throughout the week, beginning with U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Susan Rice, who appears in a public interview Wednesday. Later that day, Secretary of Education Arne Duncan will sit down with PBS’s Charlie Rose. (Duncan’s predecessor, Margaret Spellings, is to discuss education policy on Saturday.) Attorney General Eric Holder is due for an event Thursday afternoon, along with former Secretaries of State Madeleine Albright and James Baker. Deputy Secretary of State James Steinberg talks about Obama’s Middle East policy on Friday morning. Bush-era officials are in on the act, as well. Former Secretary of Homeland Security Michael Chertoff appears throughout the week and discusses counterinsurgency tactics on Thursday. His former White House colleague, Bush press secretary Dana Perino, is due on stage Thursday night for some comic relief along with comedians Lewis Black, D.L. Hughley and Larry Wilmore. The legendary architect Frank Gehry will speak Friday evening. Saturday, former Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan will sit for an interview with Aspen Institute CEO Walter Isaacson." (AspenDailyNews)



"In the late 1990s, as ambassador to France, I spent much of my time singing the praises of American capitalism. But back at home the system was changing. A booming stock market sent executive compensation soaring, but with very little accountability for performance. Deregulation, an easy monetary policy and media-driven hype about new information technologies created essentially 'free money' and astronomic stock valuations. Speculation created the dot.com bubble and, in due course, brought about the collapse of much larger companies, with tragic results. The results were usually the same. Management and directors collected hundreds of millions in bonuses and stock sales while tens of thousands of employees saw their jobs and their savings lost. Hundreds of thousands of stockholders were ruined. These events struck at the very heart of the most basic requirements of market capitalism: transparency and fairness. In addition, the media treated finance like show business, creating stars out of executives and touting wealth as the sole standard of success. And neither the Securities and Exchange Commission, nor the Federal Reserve, nor the Congress, nor the administrations wanted the music to stop or tried to slow it down." (Felix Rohatyn/NYT, June 28)



"Had James Moroney read Chris Anderson’s new book, 'Free: The Future of a Radical Price' (Hyperion; $26.99), Amazon’s offer might not have seemed quite so surprising. Anderson is the editor of Wired and the author of the 2006 best-seller 'The Long Tail,' and 'Free' is essentially an extended elaboration of Stewart Brand’s famous declaration that 'information wants to be free.' The digital age, Anderson argues, is exerting an inexorable downward pressure on the prices of all things 'made of ideas.' Anderson does not consider this a passing trend. Rather, he seems to think of it as an iron law: 'In the digital realm you can try to keep Free at bay with laws and locks, but eventually the force of economic gravity will win.' To musicians who believe that their music is being pirated, Anderson is blunt. They should stop complaining, and capitalize on the added exposure that piracy provides by making money through touring, merchandise sales, and 'yes, the sale of some of [their] music to people who still want CDs or prefer to buy their music online.' To the Dallas Morning News, he would say the same thing. Newspapers need to accept that content is never again going to be worth what they want it to be worth, and reinvent their business. 'Out of the bloodbath will come a new role for professional journalists ..'" (MalcolmGladwell/TheNewYorker)

Empire's End



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It almost sounds like the sort of thing Tacitus had his Roman Senators fuming against as the Julio-Claudian dynasty descended into absolute decadence. The young aristocrats -- who are supposed to represent the best of their civilization -- are, in fact, duds. In a perfect world Nicky Hilton, wealthy, of a prominent family, would be educated, stoic, conservative but with a marked humanitarian streak. Instead, Nicky represents everything loathsome about privilege without merit. From PageSix:

"NICKY Hilton continues to prove money can't buy class. The hotel heiress and boyfriend David Katzenberg were spotted sitting outside East Hampton club Lily Pond Saturday night, 'watching people try to get inside and laughing at them when they were rejected,' said our spy. Instead of having a good time inside during the Absolut Vodka party, Hilton 'stayed outside, hysterically laughing every time someone wasn't let in. She was loving it.' Finally, the tipster told us, Katzenberg 'dragged Nicky inside' where she partied until 1 a.m."


Stupid and callous is no way to go through life, Nicky.

A Little Of The Old In And Out



In: Al Franken. Clearly we are not a fan of the newly-minted Minnesota Senator, so this is bittersweet. But we'll clothespin our nose and clap as it gives Obama -- a natural concillator -- a filibuster-proof majority in the United States Senate. From Bloomberg:

"Democrat Al Franken won Minnesota’s disputed U.S. Senate seat as a loss at the state Supreme Court prompted Republican Norm Coleman to concede.

“I congratulate Al Franken” on his victory, Coleman said at a news conference outside his home in St. Paul. 'Sure I wanted to win,' the Republican said, though he said further litigation would damage the state’s unity.

Adding Franken, 58, to the Senate will give Democrats the 60 votes needed to overcome Republican delaying tactics on legislation. The seat has remained vacant since January. Franken plans a news conference later this afternoon at his home in Minneapolis.

".. 'Al Franken received the highest number of votes legally cast and is entitled' by law 'to receive the certificate of election as United States senator from the state of Minnesota,' Minnesota’s highest court said in an unsigned opinion."


So ends the sourest case of grapes in recent American political memory. Congratulations, Senator Asshole.



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In: Michael Bay. If one doesn't take director Michael Bay too seriously, there is something rather glorious about the cartoonish, explosion-happy masculinity that he represents. Michael Bay is the manchild that still stops and peeps through the hole in the fence to watch the demolition and construction work, mouthing the words "Wow." We like to joke about Michael Bay. There is even #MichaelBayFact on Twitter. Some of our favorites: Michael Bay lost his virginity to a bolt of lightning. God made the Universe; Michael Bay added the explosions. And: Michael Bay will only light his cigarettes by walking into a burning building.

But Michael Bay, clearly, has tapped into something. From Boxofficeguru:

"THIS WEEKEND Robots ruled the box office as the highly-anticipated action sequel Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen generated the second biggest opening in history with a gargantuan $200.1M in its first five days, according to final studio figures, sending the overall marketplace to its highest gross of the year. The eye-popping figure included $109M over the traditional Friday-to-Sunday period plus an additional $91.1M since its Wednesday launch. Compared to Sunday estimates, the Fri-to-Sun gross dropped by $3M while the Wed-Thu take was revised upwards by $1.9M. Playing ultrawide in 4,234 theaters including 169 IMAX screens, the Paramount release averaged a stunning $25,736 over the Friday-to-Sunday period and a gigantic $47,255 over five days.

The only other film to ever gross more in its first five days was last summer's The Dark Knight which hauled in a slightly better $203.8M from 4,366 venues. The first Transformers bowed to $155.4M in 6.5 days and needed 12.5 days to break the double-century mark on its way to a $319.2M finish."


Or, as someone on #MichaelBayFact eloquently said: Michael Bay eats asteroids for breakfast, and then sh*ts out robots.



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Out: Rudy Giuliani. As of early April, Giuliani Partners was in steep decline.

Fucking awesome (The Corsair sips a glass of Chateau D'Yquem)!

It was probably an ill-fated project, leveraging the post-September 11 goodwill in order to allow Rudy to fulfil his dream to become a Mini-Me Kissingeresque statesman. But Rudy has neither the intellect nor the intensity to parallel Kissinger's Satanic maneuverings.

How curious that now Politico reports that Giuliani is considering running in 2010 against the weak Governor David Patterson, the first African-American governor. Giuliani, you'll remember, ran against David Dinkins, the first African-American mayor of New York City. And, we cannot fail to note, Giuliani provided the slimiest "comm-yew-nity organizer" insinuation/soundbyte at the 2008 Republican convention against the first African-American major party Presidential candidate.

Nice karma with African-Americans, Rudy (Averted Gaze).

The prestige Giuliani Partners garnered in the days and months after September 11th has all but evaporated, particularly after the former Mayor's embarrassing performance in the GOP Presidential campaign (When, in American History, has a fucking local Mayor ever won the White House). This Gubernatorial run -- or mock-run -- begs the question: Was Cindy Adams right when she reported:

"POLITICAL pros say: Rudy, who's been very quiet lately, will make the run for governor. But whether the presidential campaign dampened him or he's reading polls, who knows? What they say they know is, he'll do all the paperwork, make all the moves, gather all the groups, get all the p.r., make all the statements, fund raise, file, flap around -- but . . . won't . . . run. They say he needs to create buzz around himself. To help himself in person, in general and in business in particular. They say."


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