Thursday, August 05, 2004

That Very Special Diffrnt Strokes Episode

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Do you remember that "Very Special Differnt Strokes" espisode that gave us this iconic image of "TV with a message"? Assad Kelada did himself proud. I was just thinking about this episode the other day, and how naive and funny it was, but, at the time, it was a big deal. I think the cast came out at the end to start a "dialogue" on the issue of child molestation.

The gang at Jump The Shark put it all in perspective, caring more about the names and pop cultural references than the "specialness" of the episode:

"... the appearance of Gordon Jump (a.k.a. Mr. Malone on Growing Pains) was creepy. remember he was that scary pettafile (sic-- Ed Note: This is a very creative spelling of that word). He made arnold and dudley play 'jungle adventure' and watch porno's while he snapped pictures."

And:

"Kudos to the last entry regarding Mr. Carlson's (Gordon Jump) molestation of Gary Coleman (Arnold) and Shavar Ross (Dudley). That single episode may have been the most famous 'very special episode' to ever appear on TV. Mr. Carlson was a bicycle shop owner who made Arnold and Dudley drink wine and watch dirty mice cartoons and play 'Jungle Adventure.' Arnold wised up and decided to leave - Dudley made fun of Arnold for leaving, but it would be Dudley who had egg on his face when Mr. Carlson touched Dudley where he 'didn't want to be touched' The worst performance by an actor to ever appear in a single television episode award had to go to Lee Tari (Dudley's father) (he ironically also appeared on the shark jumping/Very Special Episode of 'What's Happening Now' as Doctor Blood a retired gang-banger who became an unassuming plumber) who showed about as much emotion as an iceberg after finding out that the owner of WKRP/Maytag Repairman tried to have sex with his son. After this episode it was many more very special episodes for DS (Kimberly & Arnold are kidnapped by a photographer; Sam gets kidnapped buying potato chips) and all downhill. "

All the posters seemed to remember that the game the molester proposed was called "Jungle Adventure," which is kind of odd when you think that that's what we all came away with after all that self-important writing. Oh yeah, Shavar Ross, who played Dudley is now a born again Christian, like Willie Ames, who so ably played Buddy Lembeck on Charles in Charge (and Scott Baio's sleazy pal in Zapped), but now makes straight-to-video religious shorts in Kansas. Shavar even has his own church. I guess you kind of have to turn to Jesus in a big way once you've had people kissing your ass in LA before you hit puberty and then you are a has-been once your voice breaks. Either Jesus or drug addiction.

(Ed Note: No posts tommorrow, due to work commitments)

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

The Corsair runs deep.

-sac

Drew said...

I'm sure it was the killing of those turkeys that caused him to descend into "pettaphelia".

starzstylista said...

I am delighted to see that the prolific Asaad Kelada is getting the recognition he deserves. His imprimatur is on all of us.

starzstylista said...

Damn. I missed him as himself in the Intimate Portrait of Joan Van Ark.

The Corsair said...

Ahhh, Assad Kelada.

Shaw Israel Izikson said...

Why doesn't Michael Jackson take a lesson from this show and realize that the penalty for child molestation is becoming the Maytag Repairman?

(S)wine said...

That's PORNOS, not PORNO'S.
Sorry...just a stickler for the Plural vs. The Possessive bout.

I know what you're going to say: The NY Times allows for the same mistake in its (not it's) policy.

Yes, but...two words come to mind when one brings up the Times as ammunition: Jayson Blair.

Ouch, Howell!

The Corsair said...

I didn't want to be touched ... but all your comments ahve warmed the cockles of my snarky heart. Thanks, guys.

(S)wine said...

Something about "the Big Guy" touching boys that sends shivers...what is good ol' Gordon Jump up to nowadays? Is he dead yet?

Enoch said...

The guy is definitely just, and there's no doubt.
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