Thursday, August 26, 2004

Trump University

According to TheSmokinggun:

"Proving again that his megalomania knows no bounds, Donald Trump is plotting the establishment of, we kid you not, Trump University, The Smoking Gun has learned. The millionaire developer/reality TV star this month filed an application with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office to secure a TM for the Trump University name in connection with planned 'educational services in the nature of conducting on-line courses in the fields of business and real estate.' "

Fall 2004 Course Listing: BUSN 1970 Fundamentals of Real Estate Dealing with Mobbed up Union contractors

"A copy of the August 4 trademark application, filed on The Donald's behalf by a lawyer with the white-shoe Proskauer Rose law firm, can be found below. It is unclear what position Trump, a graduate of the Wharton School of Finance, will hold at Trump U. Perhaps he can lecture on the importance of having a rich father. Or maybe he could offer a somber Founder's Day reflection on how he actually managed to lose money operating a casino. Either way, TSG is looking forward to TU's first graduation ceremony, when Trump desperately tries to corral his squirrelly 'do under a golden mortarboard."

Fall 2004 Course Listing

BUSN 2050 Principles of Management
A penny found is a penny earned

BUSN 2060 Principles of Marketing
Don't end up like Tyson

BUSN 2080 Consumer Behavior & Customer Relatns
Hang Out with People More Famous than you. It makes you look happening.

LAWS 2050 Law of Contracts
Always get a prenup

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