Friday, April 15, 2005

Lizzie Grubman Took an Axe ...


Above: Yet another unflattering Lizzie Grubman photo in a near-infinite line.

Backstabbing PR princess (Is that redundant? "Backstabbing" and "PR") Lizzie Grubman might want to work on her own botoxed image. According to those intrepid Page Sixxies:

"JOYCE Stern, a publicist who works for Lizzie Grubman, was in tears yesterday after she read PAGE SIX and learned the identity of Grubman's new 'boyfriend' � her husband, Chris Stern.

"... It was news to Joyce, even though her husband of five years had told her a month ago that the marriage wasn't working out and he wanted a separation.

"'Lizzie was consoling Joyce on the end of her marriage, pretending to be her friend,' said a source close to Joyce. 'Then she's out gallivanting with Joyce's husband as if it's no big deal. It's disgusting. It's despicable. How is the girl supposed to go to work?'"

We'd strongly suggest Joyce's "work" start with some swift uppercuts to the shortribs and kidney areas. The judicious application of a"headbutt" maneuver would not be a wholly inappropriate parting gesture if dispatched with robust brio.

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