Ann Coulter Get's The Time Magazine Fisheye



Above: "I'll get you, My pretty .."

According to Drudge, Conservative firebrand (pathbreaking "She-male"?) Ann Coulter has her panties in a twist (Eew) that Time Magazine used the old "fish-eye" technique on her cover story, rendering "Coulty" into the very epitome of a sort of "Wicked-Witch-of-the-Right":

"'Why can't they just photograph conservatives straight?!' blasted this week's TIME magazine covergirl Ann Coulter."

Coulter is referring, with customary and calculated histrionics, to the unflattering New York Magazine convention photos by Jason Schmidt back in August.

"The bestselling author and controversialist slammed magazine editors for fronting a photo of her, she claims, which is so distorted 'my own mother would not even recognize me!' The photographer, Platon, appears to have used a wide 'Fisheye' lense for the cover snap, stretching Coulter's legs and feet -- while shrinking the rest of her body."

The Adam's Apple, however, is not clearly discernible enough through the fish-eye-technique to render a final verdict on Coulter's actual sex. As to whether or not Coulter is indeed a pre-op trannie, we cannot say defnitively. Clearly, The Corsair will be following the story.

Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb as Ann Coulter (Link via Wonkette)