Thursday, April 07, 2005

Jenna Bush Does The Butt Dance!


(image via TheAmericanmind) Above: Jenna Bush and The President of the United States, in a touching Father-Daughter moment, pay tribute to The Goat of Mendes, who made it all possible.

In da club. Endless masses of quivering, sweaty "budonkedonk" are in exhibition. Rare form, really. It is in such circumstances ... that the minor chromosomal differences between humans and The Great Apes appear less and less distant. One never, however, expects the oscillating ass cheeks of the President's very own offspring to be involved in such activity. We could be wrong.

(The Corsair jumps up and down and exclaims) Jenna's doing the butt dance y'all!

It's kind of like an inverted pee-pee dance, only done doggie style, with palms firmly affixed on the dance floor and ass -- not unlike a Bonobo in "mating season" -- akimbo, nah mean? Those glorious Page Sixxies today write:

"VIDEOTAPE of Jenna Bush in very high spirits at a bachelorette party is being sold and could end up on national TV by the end of the week. Luckily for Jenna, the cameraman missed 'the high point ... Jenna on all fours doing the butt dance -- and doing it very well -- as guys were ogling her thong,' said our source. Club patrons do the suggestive dance when the deejay plays the 1988 hit 'Da Butt,' by E.U."

In high spirits, on high spirits, whatever the case, Jenna's meaty flank steaks, no doubt, did the red, white and blue proud (The Corsair salutes Old Glory). Some of the lyrics to which Jenna flashed Presidential thong include:

"Doin' the butt/
"Hey pretty, pretty/
"When you get that notion,/
"put your backfield in motion, hey"

(The Corsair dances in place) "Backfield motion" notwithstanding, could The Corsair get some fries to go along with Jenna's shake? The junk in the trunk is crunk! The Page Sixxies continue:

"The president's blond daughter arrived at NerveAna, a '90s-themed lounge on Varick Street, at 10:30 p.m. last Friday with several other pretty young things in a battered old blue minivan.

"Sources said it was Jenna's third visit to the club, which features replicas of Monica Lewinsky's blue dress and O.J. Simpson's white Bronco. Jenna, who plans to teach school in D.C. next fall, wore jeans, moccasin boots and a midriff-baring, satiny blue top. She lit up a cigarette 'and she was very polite when she was told she'd have to go outside to smoke,' said our source. Before leaving at 3:30 a.m., Jenna and her pals gamely joined a conga line and danced around the club."

More E.U. lyrics, apropos of the story:

"I took that girl out on the floor/
"She rocked me from the backside/
"We did the butt til it made me sore"

More here.

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