Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Blackberry Morasses


Naomi Campbell is ... complicated. But then, The Corsair likes a girl with "the fire." They are the spice of life (The Corsair pours himself a glass of Grappa). Take Bijou Philips. Nuttier than an Almond Joy, she is. Her species of "crazy-sessiness" presents a rare and raucus challenge to any alpha male. Can you imagine her in bed? And there would never be a dull moment dating Bijou Phillips. (The Corsair sighs)

But we draw the line at ass kicking. Naomi Campbell likes to beat people up. That's just wrong at any age, but particularly freaky in a grown woman. And, in what can only be construed as "Blackberry Morasses," the Page Sixxies report:

"FIERY supermodel Naomi Campbell has allegedly attacked another one of her assistants � beating her with a BlackBerry and slapping her across the face."

Though we are sure Naomi would explain said percussive activity as "pressing the zero during the greeting."

"An insider tattles to PAGE SIX that Campbell was traveling with a young female assistant in Brazil last week when the catfighting catwalker pounced on her prey during an argument.

"'Naomi was slapping her with one hand, and beating her with a BlackBerry with the other,' claims our source."

Total misunderstanding. Naomi was simply entering her new access code with a peculiar gusto.

The full Naomi. (And, yeah, we'd still fuck her)


slyboots2 said...

Dude- you made me snort soda out of my nose!!!It burns- but it's soooo funny...

The Corsair said...

I could make a tasteless joka about the Papal nutritive tubes, but I'll quit while I'm ahead. Cheers, Sly, Ron

Gabs said...

bijou? interesting indeed. cherish the visual of the smacking in the face with the blackberry. what a nut.