Tuesday, March 29, 2005

A Little of the Old In and Out

In: Michael Musto's Blind Items. It's that time of year when the most excellent Michael Musto drops some provocative dish in our path then walks away, thus leaving us to untangle it all, like this one, "What famous wife, who has a career of her own, is still the kind of street demon who'll sprinkle remarks like 'I'll cut her!' into casual conversation?" Caroline Schlossberg Kennedy? Kiiding. I don't know! A little help? And, "What lothario who did it with his darker co-star is supposedly doing it with her again?" Is this the lusty leprichaun and his Butter Pecan Nuyorican?! More here.

Out: Courtney Love. Continuing in her thespian tradition of playing low grade pieces of ass on screen (and, quite convincingly offscreen as well), "Court Love" is slated to "do" Linda Lovelace. According to Cinematical:

"Courtney Love will star as Linda Lovelace in a new feature biopic on the Deep Throat star. Jason Blum of Blumhouse Productions will produce with Love and her manager, Jason Weinberg ... She's had her biggest cinematic success to date playing another sex-industry veteran, Larry Flynt's stripper wife Althea in Milos Forman's The People Vs. Larry Flynt. She also appeared in Julie Johnson, which racked up mostly negative reviews when it premiered at Sundance in 2001(!) and which Regent is finally planning to release on May 25 of this year."

Can't wait to studiously avoid that effort.


In: Ingrid Parewijk. And the models, of course, the models are free, and maybe, like models, all people should be. According to Daily Vogue:

"INGRID PAREWIJCK is a free woman. The 26-year-old Belgian model, who was caught at Kennedy airport in July last year carrying 2.7 grams of cocaine, walked out of a courtroom in Queens, New York, yesterday safe in the knowledge that the case will be dismissed in six months providing she manages to stay out of trouble."

She didn't actually walk out of the courtroom, so much as glide, expressionless, with a lot of hip and attitude. Mannequins.


Anonymous said...

The lothario and darker co-star has got to be Warren Beatty and his "good friend" Halle Berry. The second one sounds sort of Judi Nathan-ish, but scary wives aren't exactly hard to come by in this town.

The Corsair said...

hi brooks, glad you could drop by. Anonymous: On Warren Beatty Bullworthing Halle: very plausible. I hear he is her "Advisor." The two had some interesting lunches when she was having difficulties with the soul singer sex addict. Wonder what Annette thought about that.

Anonymous said...

The famous wife is surely little Kimora Lee Simmons...