Wednesday, October 27, 2004

R Kelly: McDonalds Employee

"You remind me of my jeep, I wanna ride it"

--R Kelly

The author of the above sophisticated expressions of love (Averted Gaze) has apparently "supersized" his career from peeing on girls to serving bushmeat in the inner city (Capuchin monkey meat, anyone?), according to today's Page Six:

"R. KELLY ended up at a McDonald's in St. Louis last Saturday night after he stormed off the stage screaming at the sound guy 'for screwing things up.' Kelly, who was performing as part of his and Jay-Z's 'Best of Both Worlds' tour, ' chatted up the manager of the McDonald's and wound up working the drive-through window for three hours,' said our spy. Even though it was the middle of the night and well past normal closing time, word quickly spread around the neighborhood, and pretty soon the McD's was overflowing with customers. Kelly's rep confirmed the incident."

I'm just saying that it doesn't make it a Mountain Dew just because R Kelly says it's a Mountain Dew.

And, while we're at it, The Corsair would keep this man away from distributing the happy meals as that's not a healthy demographic a liable corporation like McD's would like to expose to R Kelly, but at least he didn't "hoe-down" when someone screwed up. One the other hand, the act of "hoeing down" is all a matter of subjective interpretation.

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