Wednesday, October 20, 2004

The Christina Aguilera Calendar

Hello!Magazine unveils pics from the hott new XTina calendar, and it's serious like a Peek Freme:

"In what appears to be a cross between Betty Boop and Marilyn Monroe, Christina Aguilera has undergone a transformation into a vintage Hollywood pin-up for her upcoming 2005 calendar.

"The edgy pics show off the sexier side of the Dirrty singer, who adopts retro-style hairdos and makeup � as well as classically risque lingerie � for the shots"

"Having put aside the leather chaps and hair extensions she sported during her prior fashion phase, Christina says her latest image is inspired by icons including Marilyn, Marlene Dietrich and Mary Pickford.

"Admitting she's 'fascinated' with the golden age of film, she adds: 'I wanted to capture the authenticity of the Old Hollywood glam era.'The pop star will also be going for a retro feel on her upcoming album, based on the classic jazz sounds of Billie Holiday, Ella Fitzgerald and Nina Simone. "

Which is a wonderful coincidence, considering that Britney is going after a dodgy 1973 cheetos munching trailer trash vibe. Very convincingly. She's up in Fiji, you know. Chilling.

"But there's no word if there will be similar inspiration for another of Christina's projects � a fashion line aimed at young women � set to debut in Europe next spring."

And, in other XTina news, sexy tells Britain's News of the World:

"'I'm a red-blooded women who doesn't feel guilty about making love. And it's only human nature to fulfil that need EVERY DAY if you can.

"'Sometimes I want gentle, tender love-making, other times I like to play a bit rougher and not let the man dominate me.'

"... Earlier this year the singer, currently wowing movie-goers as the voice of a jellyfish in animated hit Shark Tale, hinted that girl-on-girl encounters could be a turn-on.

"But she went even further when she confided: 'I must admit the idea of two women getting it on does do it for me as well.

"'Women are beautiful creatures and the sight of them kissing or caressing each other is horny.'

"Then cheeky Christina, engaged to longtime love Jordan Bratman, unveiled the steamy daydream that tops her erotic wish list�plucking a starstruck fan from the audience for a dressing-room quickie!

"She purred: "I've spotted guys in the crowd and thought, �Wow, I like the look of you!'

"'You do fantasise about inviting them backstage after the show.'"

To paraphrase Nicole Ritchie -- "That's hott!"

And, of course, XTina parrots Angelina's original claim that she likes some of the rough stuff:

"'If a lover wants to experiment with handcuffs, then that's fair enough for me!" declared the 23-year-old chart princess in her raunchiest interview ever.

"'What's the point of holding back that side of your personality if it's horny and turns you both on?'"

The Corsair is not going to kick XTina out of bed, but it sounded hotter and more original when Angelina said it.

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Shaw Israel Izikson said...

Hope she washes those hands after she's done posin'...germs spead y'know.

(S)wine said...

Yea, I dig this "look" much more than that Lady Marmalade shite. She looked like an insect.