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Mariah Carey currently starring in: The Emacipation of Bikini. (image via ohnotheydidnt)



A leathery Mick Jagger demonstrates his uncanny ability to impregnate Brazillian supermodels by merely pointing in the general direction of South America. (image via wireimage)



NFL legends Marcus Allen and Michael Strahan reinact their favorite scene from "Brokeback Mountain." (image via wireimage)



Pam Anderson celebrates Chinese New Year, inaugurating the Year of -- you guessed it -- the White-Breasted Nuthatch. (image via ohnotheydidnt)