Catherine Zeta Jones, caught in the act of committing a brutal 2nd degree eye-rape. (image via wireimage)
"Money is only one part of the equation, Russell; there is also this little thing called taste." (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment) (image via wireimage)
Jonathan Farkas artfully negotiates to cop a cheap feel. (image via NYSocialDiary)
Hey, Jude. (image via ohnotheydidnt).
Peggy Siegal narrowly avoids giving us a "private screening" of her unmentionables. I think I speak for legions when I say, relievedly: Whew! (image via NYSocialDiary)