"'George (Michael) was completely out of it � he was all over the place'"
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Whe last we heard of ex-Wham! star George Michaels -- nee Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou -- he was ill-advisedly flashing an undercover cop at a public restroom in Beverly Hills. According to TheSun:
"SINGER George Michael was arrested on suspicion of possessing drugs yesterday after being found slumped in his car.The dazed star, 42, was seen at London�s Hyde Park Corner at 1.50am."
An online plea to "wake him up before he go-goes" joke would qualify as low hanging comedic fruit, right? Forget we said anything:
"Police and an ambulance raced to the scene after a Good Samaritan spotted the semi-conscious singer and raised the alarm.
"After ensuring the millionaire star had no obvious injury, officers breath-tested and searched him.
"The B-test proved negative but police allegedly found cannabis and GHB � a Class C drug known as Liquid Ecstasy that is popular with clubbers.
"In the boot of the car, thought to be a dark Range Rover, cops are also said to have found a cache of pornographic material including sex toys and masks."
"... One witness said: 'George was completely out of it � he was all over the place.
�... 'No one could rouse him. He was virtually unconscious. When the police came he could hardly speak.� The ex�Wham! star was taken to London�s West End Central police station and kept in a cell overnight."