Picture Pages, Picture Pages ...
You may want to liberally slather your computer screen with penicillin before you actually view this picture of Heatherette's Richie Rich. Just as a precaution. (image via
I never said I was going to retire. I just said I was "real tired." You cats just weren't flowing with my ebonics. Yeah .. that's the ticket. (image via wireimage)
Donna Summer's "She Works Hard For Her Money" builds to a feverish crescendo and the common man begin to follow her on the final leg of her Passion as Anna Nicole Smith prepares to ask Justice Scalia, in her raspiest Baby Doll voice, for the outstanding balance of her whorepay. (image via wizbang)
The overly-available Jamie-Lynn Siegler attends the opening of ... an envelope! (image via wireimage)
Thuggish literati Stanley "Knuckles" Crouch periodically feels a jazzy arpeggio of bitchslap welling up in his fingers. This time, luckily for his tablemates, he resists the Byronic urge. (image via NYSocialDiary)
Priscilla Presley: Triumph of the Plastic Surgeon's Art. (image via wireimage)