Thursday, February 23, 2006

What's Going on Between ScarJo and Lindsay?

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Back when they were BFF. (image via yahoo.movies)

There is something very Single White Female going on between Lindsay Lohan and Scarlett Johansson but we just can't put a finger on it. Its like Lindsay is trying to emulate Scarlett's Hollywood cred by duplicating Johansson's romantic -- or psudoromantic -- linkage. Odd. Those intrepid Page Sixxies report:

"LINDSAY Lohan is shaping up to be Hollywood's biggest maneater. Just 19, Lohan has already been linked to Colin Farrell, Joaquin Phoenix, Jude Law, Wilmer Valderrama, Jared Leto and a host of others - and now, there's another name to add to the list: 'Match Point' star Jonathan Rhys Meyers. On Monday night, Lohan and Rhys Meyers pulled up to the Spotted Pig in a black SUV and, spies say, 'were escorted into the draped- off VIP room alone for some privacy . . . They were alone, and left in the car together.' We're sure they're 'just friends.'"

Rhys Meyers, of course, played the romantic interest of Scarlett Johnsson in Woody Allen's critically acclaimed film. You'll remember, of course, the Gawker report that Lohan wrote on the bathroom walls of Tim Robbins' bar Dark Room that "Scarlett is a cunt." (Averted Gaze)

Both have shared the reptilian pleasures of Jared Leto. Perhaps aside from Leto's soft touch there is an issue in the acting department. Scarlett has gone on to become a Serious Actress -- notwithstanding, to be sure, the naked Vanity Fair cover with the creepy mannequin-kisser Tom Ford. Lindsay has ambitions in that direction but hasn't quite brought it off as elegantly as ScarJo has (note to Lindsay: No more sucky "Herbie" remakes).

2 comments:

Echelon said...

Just curious, why did you choose the words, "reptilian pleasures of Jared Leto?" Are you a conspiracy theorist who believes in the reptilians? If so, why Jared Leto? Strange questions, but I have to ask. :)

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