Monday, June 02, 2008

Prince William To Fight Pirates



In some swashbuckling new Corsair news: Britain's Prince William will be fighting Pirates. Be afraid, be very afraid fellow Corsairs, wanderers of the seven seas. From Newsoftheworld:

"PRINCE William is joining a Pirates of the Caribbean style Navy squad this summer—to bust major DRUG-SMUGGLING gangs, we can reveal.

"Sub-Lieutenant Windsor, 25, will spend five gruelling weeks on HMS Iron Duke, patrolling the dangerous seas between Jamaica and Colombia.

"Armed with a GUN he will board and search smugglers' ships in a bid to stop tonnes of deadly narcotics being exported to Britain."

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