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They call this little dance move "The Moment of Fertilization." (image via thecobrasnake)



If he were a Peanut Caramel Bar, he'd be a Salty-sweet Gayday, filled with extra nougat.(image via thecobrasnake)



Quentin Tarantino is unique among directors in that he requires neither resume nor headshots. (image via thecobrasnake)



Tucker Carlson has a posse. (image via thecobrasnake)



.. It was only then, as the felt the cigarette smoke and bad intentions against her bare legs, that she realized what it was exactly that she forgot when she left the house so quickly to get to the show. (image via thecobrasnake)



Oh yes I did "go there"; further, sweetie, I'd recommend that you double down on the Rose Hips and also the Vitamin B. (image via thecobrasnake)



They say two thousand zero zero party over, Oops, out of time/ Tonight he's gonna party like it's 1689. (image via topnews)