Thursday, June 19, 2008

The Dutchess Of York Wanted To Date Tiger Woods

(image via newsday)

The manifestly oily Piers Morgan -- Eew -- is sort of famous, kind of, for using his position as a former tabloid editor in the notoriously tabloidal London to insinuate himself in with the local talent (Averted Gaze). He had what can only be properly construed as a "pimpy" relationship with the British smart set, serving as something of a middle-man regarding the fucky.

Anyhoo: Yesterday, Piers did an interview with Howard Stern, where he dished about what goes on behind-the-scenes with the Brits, and what he has facilitated. From those intrepid Page Sixxies:

"FORMER British tabloid editor and 'America's Got Talent' judge Piers Morgan was the cupid who introduced Paul McCartney to Heather Mills - and he will always be sorry he did.

"...Behind the scenes, Morgan was overheard telling more tales, saying Sarah Ferguson once begged him to set her up with Tiger Woods and then turned up on the golf circuit trying to nab him on her own."

She's a rebel, that Sarah Ferguson. She seems to like the dark meat, no? Could you imagine what the Queen would think of the Dutchess of York, whose daughter, Beatrice, is fifth in line for the throne, dating a self-proclaimed "Cablasian"?

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