Monday, March 12, 2007

Social Mountaineer DJ AM Looking For High Profile Love

Pity DJ AM, LA's oily Sir Edmund Hillary of Social Climbing. Apparently, he's broken things off with Mandy Moore. As the LA dating pool of starlets is rather stagnant, and he's already burned his bridges with pseudo-author Nicole Ritchie, he is in a bit of a bind. Who next? Certainly LiLo's "firecrotch" is far beyond his bottom-feeder means. And, of celebutante firecrotches, Paris' is also, apparently, burning (But in a bad, bad way). Then again, as a mediocre DJ, AM is not averse to "scratching," which could be of value to Paris compromised coochie. According to those intrepid Page Sixxies:

"DJ AM is once again without a starlet by his side. Friends of Mandy Moore said the singer/actress has kicked the DJ to the curb and is single again. AM, real name Adam Goldstein, used to date Nicole Richie, and after they broke up, told friends he needed to date another high-profile person because his ratings were plummeting."

Considering his mid-level status on the Los Angeles food chain, maybe Kim Stewart will break him off a "piece." If she'll give Jack Osborne her old saline breast implants, DJ AM is even money at climbing back into his rightful spot in the cheap seats of the Los Angeles Vanity Fair (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment).

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