Thursday, March 29, 2007

P Diddy: He Love You Long Time

We tend to not believe much of what drops out of P Diddy's perpetually gaping maw. Remember when Sting regaled us with the baroque falsehood that he could allegedly have sex for up to six hours before achieving a Happy Ending? Aftrerwards, of course, The Stinger semi-recounted and backtracked, saying, laughably, that those six-hours of sweaty Dantean Hell includes foreplay (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment). If true, Pity Trudy Styler.

Enter: P Diddy. According to the Daily Mirror:

"His lifestyle is clearly lavish - even decadent. In his dressing room full-size portraits of him hang on the wall, dozens of candles flicker, the finest champagnes are on offer alongside Ciroc vodka, and he is dressed by the world's best designers.

"Surrounded by the trappings of great wealth Diddy is nonetheless polite, if rather raunchy as he talks about his love.

"'I've spent a lot of time with Kim in Paris,' he told us. 'And it's been perfect.

"'As soon as we landed, we went straight to the Eiffel Tower, drank champagne at the top and just kissed and kissed.'

"He even claimed: 'Then we went up to my suite and had tantric sex for at least 30 hours, ordering up whipped cream and strawberries while we were at it.'

"Diddy, real name Sean John Combs, goes on: 'As meticulous as I am with my work, I'm more meticulous with lovemaking. I like to do it for a long time.'"

He so horny, he love you long time.

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