Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Kissinger, Swinger, Wishes to Meet Angelina Jolie

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Power may be the ultimate aphrodisiac, if you go in for that sort of thing (And .. we don't), but Angelina Jolie strikes me as more of thr Humanitarian type. Of course that hasn't stopped the world famous swinger Henry Kissinger from pouncing. From Fresh Intelligence:

"The Council on Foreign Relations, a prestigious Washington foreign policy think tank, has trained its collective contemplation on Angelina Jolie. The group, which includes U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, former Fed chairman Alan Greenspan, and former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger, is deciding whether Jolie's rampant global adoption spree and nation-hopping charity work qualifies her to join their ranks.

"Jolie, 31, has been nominated for a five-year 'term' membership ... It also helps that she's hot—a point not lost on Kissinger, who answered questions last night from Columbia School of Journalism graduate students. 'It's my only chance to meet Angelina Jolie,' he said."

Why? So he can "Pillage" her like the Indonesian army did to East Timor at his "Greenlight"? Or perhaps Kissinger wants to "Subvert" the mother of three, like he he helped subvert a Democratic election in Chile. No, something tells us that the brimstone stink of Kissinger's Machiavellianism might be offputting to Jolie and Family. Just a hunch.

(RadarOnline)

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