Ken Ohlbermann Asks Porn Star Mary Carey Out



MSNBC's magnum of chloroform Ken Ohlbermann apparently has a thing for porn "star" Mary Carey, who has been a guest on his show. Carey, you'll remember is the pron star who bears a striking resemblance to a certain unnamed pop-star who herself "needs guidance." When last we heard of Carey, she was running for Governor of Cah-lee-for-nia under a "tax-free" lapdance platform. She has, we imagine, performed under all sorts of platforms (Said with an air of restrained laughter).

According to an intrepid Corsair Spyrate, Carey, who was being interviewed on FreeFM last Friday afternoon told of getting a rambling message on her phone from Ohlbermann. Apparently Ohlbermann used the skeevy chat-up line "My producer gave me your number" as he fished for a "date." Astonishingly, Carey declined on the grounds that she was "going out with someone at the time."

What is more mindblowing, true believer: The fact that Ohlbermann was turned down by a porn star who appeared on his little cable chat show, or -- and this is the pisser -- the fact that said hard core porn star didn't believe in the concept of "cheating"?