whoopsie! (image via newsoftheworld)
Prince Harry, formerly of the Nazi regalia and on his way to a tour of duty in Iraq, was snapped by Newsoftheworld canoodling with a woman other than his steady girlfriend Chelsea Davy and got a little punchy at some Eurotrash hotspot named "Boujis (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment)." Fast forward to the closing scene: Harry, thoroughly saucy from booze, lands, noisily, on his arse. Forget pimps, it's hard out there for a Prince. From the extremely downmarket Newsoftheworld:
"FIGHTING drunk Prince Harry exploded into booze-fuelled rage on Saturday after being caught on a secret date.
Our astonishing pictures show the paralytic prince crashing onto his backside as a minder tries to manhandle him into his car.
"Other photographs show how, seconds earlier, Harry ran amok, attacking one snapper and yelling at him to 'F*** off' as he sneaked out of a London club following a night out with very close friend Natalie Pinkham.
"The 22-year-old prince — due to head to Iraq for a six-month tour with his unit in weeks — was furious that he'd been spotted meeting former TV presenter Natalie, 29, while girlfriend Chelsy Davy is away on her gap year."
Just walk it off, bother; just walk it off. (image via newsoftheworld)
"The two had spent the night canoodling on the dance floor of Boujis, with Harry caressing the beauty whose boobs he once famously groped on another wild night out in London nearly four years ago.
"One fellow clubber revealed yesterday: 'He and Natalie were dancing very close and his hands were everywhere.'"
And then, for the coup de grace, his ass was everywhere. (Newsoftheworld)
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