Picture Pages, Picture Pages ...
-- Because Lindsay Lohan is not unfamiliar with scoring blow. (image via justjared)
Calvin Klein's wan smile briskly evaporated upon learning that no, there would not be any sweaty basketball players at the celebrity event. (image via wireimage)
Sharon Osborne employs Pimp lingo to coax her top performing 'ho into performing "one .. last ... Ozzfest, baby. Then it'll just be you and me." (image via wireimage)
Please don't rip on Kelly Ripa and her swag. She's -- sotto vocce -- Summer-Homeless. (image via wireimage)
Life just hasn't been peaches and cream for Fisher Stevens since he was surgically detatched from Michelle Pfeiffer's career. (image via nysocialdiary)