Thursday, July 06, 2006

Hugh Grant: "Himbo"

Manwhore: But even a 'ho's gotta eat. (image via thisislondon)

Do you remember when Hugh Grant and his box-office jinxy other-half Liz Hurley first arrived here? They were so fresh, so effortlessly smooth, so obnoxiously British.

They sounded like butter didn't melt in their fucking mouths. Too smooth by a half, true believer.

And, of course, Hollywood is an infamously rough town. (Two snaps and a neck roll) Vicious! Hugh got caught with a hooker named "Divine Brown (well, was it?)," while Liz went descended -- shamelessly -- to chase every billionaire with a heart condition, until, finally, she was driven from these shores by the blue-haired harridans and matrons of the NY social circuit (And bumped from Estee Lauder). Now they both ply their "rough trade" on the international C-List. (exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment)

Just what has international "himbo" Hugh Grant been up to? According to ThisisLondon:

"Sir David Frost proudly showed off his family at his annual summer party.

"Striking a familiar pose with wife Lady Carina and his three sons, Oxford student Wilfred, George and Miles, the veteran broadcaster welcomed a host of stars to the bash at Carlyle Square in Chelsea.

"Among them were a tie-less Hugh Grant and Jemima Khan, in a stunning silver and black dress, who have been regular guests since getting together at the party in 2004.

"Back then, after spending hours cosied up to Grant, 45, the 32-year-old heiress was heard to whisper to him: 'We can't be photographed together - call me later.'"

No respect. Poor Hugh: good for a tumble by an heiress .. but you don't want to get too close. His goddam oiliness might rub off. (Averted Gaze)

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