Hugh Grant: "Himbo"
Manwhore: But even a 'ho's gotta eat. (image via thisislondon)
Do you remember when Hugh Grant and his box-office jinxy other-half Liz Hurley first arrived here? They were so fresh, so effortlessly smooth, so obnoxiously British.
They sounded like butter didn't melt in their fucking mouths. Too smooth by a half, true believer.
And, of course, Hollywood is an infamously rough town. (Two snaps and a neck roll) Vicious! Hugh got caught with a hooker named "Divine Brown (well, was it?)," while Liz went descended -- shamelessly -- to chase every billionaire with a heart condition, until, finally, she was driven from these shores by the blue-haired harridans and matrons of the NY social circuit (And bumped from Estee Lauder). Now they both ply their "rough trade" on the international C-List. (exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment)
Just what has international "himbo" Hugh Grant been up to? According to ThisisLondon:
"Sir David Frost proudly showed off his family at his annual summer party.
"Striking a familiar pose with wife Lady Carina and his three sons, Oxford student Wilfred, George and Miles, the veteran broadcaster welcomed a host of stars to the bash at Carlyle Square in Chelsea.
"Among them were a tie-less Hugh Grant and Jemima Khan, in a stunning silver and black dress, who have been regular guests since getting together at the party in 2004.
"Back then, after spending hours cosied up to Grant, 45, the 32-year-old heiress was heard to whisper to him: 'We can't be photographed together - call me later.'"
No respect. Poor Hugh: good for a tumble by an heiress .. but you don't want to get too close. His goddam oiliness might rub off. (Averted Gaze)