Monday, July 31, 2006

Pam Anderson's Pink Bikini Trailer Trash Nups


The Wedding Party. (image via xposure via newsoftheworld)

Only the unsavory duo of Pam Anderson and Kid Rock could combine business and pleasure in so seemless a financial transaction. Ka-Ching! From The Trailer Trash wedding of the .. well, Week: Pam Anderson and the felonious Kid Rock. They are planning on getting hitched several times -- France, Tennessee, Michigan -- with, no doubt, sponsors and all sorts of enriching tie-ins. And part of her wedding costume will include a pink bikini (white bikinis and tattooed wedding rings, according to ettiquite, are for first marriages) According to the extremely downmarket Newsoftheworld:


"PAMELA Anderson got ready to nip up the aisle yesterday in a revealing bridal outfit � this PINK BIKINI.

Just before she was due to tie the knot in the first of four weddings to singer Kid Rock she popped up on deck on a yacht in St Tropez wearing a tacky two-piece complete with gold horseshoe for good luck.

At one point Pammie, 39, tried to get on a jetski wearing gold heels and capsized it.

An onlooker said: "Pam and Kid Rock invited a dozen or so guests on board and after telling the world about her intentions to wed we expected to see a big ceremony on her yacht.

"She kept everyone guessing by going below deck but one thing's for sure Pam doesn't do things the conventional way. So it's no surprise she had such a bizarre day."

The ex-Baywatch babe has also planned ceremonies in California, Michigan and Tennessee.

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