Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Kevin Spacey Approves of Daniel "Cloud" Campos


Madonna and "Cloud" (image via justjared)

Liz Smith veers away from her usual moon-eyed puff pieces extolling the sexiness of some brunette actresses (i.e. Rachel Weisz and Jennifer Connelly) to let drop this intriguing morsel on Kevin Spacey:

"THE OTHER hot private do that eve ning happened at The Morgan on 37th and Madison. It was Madonna's traditional party for her dancers, their friends and a few celebs. M had just come off the Madison Square Garden stage, dancing like crazy for two solid hours, so you'd think she'd want to rest - sit and schmooze. No way. In a skin-tight sequined top that read 'You Are Not on the List,' skin-tight jeans and 4-inch strappy heels festooned with what looked like real diamonds, the star shook everything the good Lord gave her for another two hours! And, just as she does at her concerts, Madonna kept the air conditioning off. Maybe she feels it helps give a sexier vibe? Marriage and motherhood notwithstanding, she remains a sex symbol who wants everybody to do what they want to do.

"Among the moist throng were Diane von Furstenberg and Barry Diller, Alex Rodriguez, jeweler Neil Lane, Michael Moore, Allen Grubman, Zac Posen (busy boy! - still looking like he carries an internal cooling system) and Kevin Spacey, who just couldn't stop complimenting one of Madonna's most charismatic dancers, Cloud."

What are we to make of the fact that Liz Smith italicized "couldn't"? It is as if some .. meteorological phenomenon drew Spacey into the hazy nimbus of "Cloud."

We cannot fail to note that "Cloud" (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment) is described by the excellent Justjared as "the hot Asian dancer." I'm just saying ..

Those athletic dance moves would have come in handy when Spacey was allegedly "mugged" (Averted Gaze) in a curious section of a London park at 4am.

I'm just saying ...

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