Janet Jackson's Charm

According to FemaleFirst:

"Janet Jackson reportedly wears a penis around her neck."



"The diamond-encrusted black 'family jewel' - which, when pulled, is said to 'get excited' is said to be the singer's favourite piece of jewellery.

"Recently named 'Most Chic Girl of The Week' by a US teen magazine, Jackson reportedly paid $18,000 at a West Hollywood jeweller for the penis charm."

Do you remember when she was "Penny" on Good Times? Or even her brief stint as Cleo Hewitt on the much missed tv series Fame? What the fuck went wrong with this woman? Why are the Jackson's so obsessed with shocking people?

Could it be connected to Joe Jackson, her father, who once remarked to the Beeb vis-a-vis the varieties of corporal punishments that were available to him when raising Jacko, "I whipped him with a switch and a belt ... I never beat him. You beat someone with a stick."

Joe Jackson, ladies and gentlemen. Joe. Motherfucking. Jackson. We can all love our parents just a little bit better, knowing that we didn't get stuck with this man as our pappy.