Saturday, January 15, 2005

Christian Slater: Diva

Manchild Christian Slater, legendary ecdysiast, should take Britain off his itinerary altogether. He only seems to get into trouble in the land of Alfred the Great. First there was that whole "superwierdo" Nixon Mask/Strippers chickenpox imbroglio, and now this, according to the 3AM Girls:

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"IF you ever have the pleasure of bumping into Hollywood star Christian Slater, don't mention his 1991 film Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves.

"The 34-year-old actor - who is appearing in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest in London's West End - had a sense of humour failure when two fans tried to chat to him at a noodle bar in Soho.

"'He was on his own at a table eating when two guys went up to him. One said he was a fan and loved all his films,' an onlooker tells us.

"'Christian asked him what his favourite film was. And the guy said Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.

"Christian looked at the guy to see if he was taking the p*ss. He pushed his food away and stormed off, saying as he left: 'I hope you guys are lucky'."

Christian, please; they could have mentioned "Gleaming the Cube," or, even worse, "Kuffs"(exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment)


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