Brad and Angelina's Phone Calls

Last night at the local Hell's Kitchen Tavern, The Corsair, prompted by loose bar talk along several glasses of some very fine 12 year old Macallan Sherry cask scotch, fell into some sordid conversation. What would you do for a night of hott sex with Angelina Jolie? was the question asked last night by a drunken but friendly denizen of The Kitchen.



The Corsair will not bore you with the scary details of what precise tortures he would undergo to make "sweet love" to Miss Angelina. Suffice it to say, the game was fun in an "Angelina Jolie may need a restraining orders" kind of way, and we learned a lot about ourself and our pain threshold when faced with a greater good at stake.

But we digress; re: Brad and Jen and Angelina ... According to News of the World:

"We can now reveal it hit the rocks last February when Brad and Angelina played a married couple in the film Mr & Mrs Smith. A source close to the couple told us: 'When Brad and Angelina's relationship reached a head over the summer, they were so close they were acting as if it was �the real thing.'"

"They'd speak on the phone all the time�always speaking in hushed tones. There was no hiding their affection for each other.

"She also has the balls to call if she likes someone. She has this �don't-give-a-damn' attitude which is infectious. It's not hard to fall for her."

(The Corsair lights up a Macanudo Robust Baron de Rothschild; humming Mozart's Queen of the Night Aria to himself)

"It was just such a call at Brad and Jen's Beverly Hills home that ended their marriage.

"Our source revealed: 'Jennifer listened in on the conversation via another house extension. I don't know if she accidentally picked up the phone or deliberately did that. Either way, she went ballistic.

"It has never been easy being married to the man who is held up as the sexiest, most desirable man in the world.

"But Jennifer has become especially jealous of Angelina.

"When she confronted Brad, he wasn't going to take it any more. He realised it was the end of the line for their marriage and he told Jennifer as much."

More of the story here.