Even as side exhibits open up at Bill Clinton's Presidential Center, and protests rise over the treatment of the homeless in Little Rock over the building, the big guy wrestles with his inner demons like they were the wrapper of a Fillet-O-Fish sandwich from McDonalds, according to The National Enquirer, that significant cultural artifact:
"A horrifying death vision during his recent open-heart surgery has convinced Bill Clinton to change his cheating ways, say sources.
"Clinton admitted in an interview with Diane Sawyer that he was helpless to stop a terrifying parade of death masks in his mind's eye as he lay on the operating table. The hellish images finally subsided when visions of his wife Hillary and Chelsea appeared, bathed in white light.
Sources tell The ENQUIRER that the near-death vision made Clinton, 58, feel sorry for the pain his cheating--with Monica Lewinsky and others--had caused his family. And he promised upon waking to be a better husband and father.
"'When Hillary visited him in the hospital, guilty tears ran down his face as he vowed to be faithful,' a Clinton family insider reveals."
Forget Secretary General, The Corsair thinks this man is angling for the Papacy.
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