Above: Would you buy a fragrance from this man and his Eastern European whorelet?
Have you seen the new Trump ads? Fiasco (Averted Gaze). British Vogue describes the event thusly:
"DONALD TRUMP: business guru, billionaire, and fashion icon? The new ad for his latest project, Donald Trump The Fragrance, appears in US GQ this month (see above) featuring the Trump himself smiling like a true fashion aficionado, all snugly wrapped in a gorgeously tanned and equally white-toothed fianc�e, Melania Knauss. And if the pearly whites and perfect coifs weren't enough to make you aspire to the Trump lifestyle, the third finger of Melania's left hand has a seriously sparkly dose of extra persuasion."
Eastern European whorelets notwithstanding, who would want to wear the aroma of Trump? And, more to the point, what exactly is the fragrance of Trump? And, was the blood of Rumanian babies involved in its production. The Corsair knows that Trump taste is louche, but what about the smell? What indeed ...
The aroma of Trump is the aroma of refinancing debt, with whiffs of Chapter 11 (The Corsair rolls up his sleeves and revvs himself up). The odor of Trump is the unsavory bouquet of greed unleashed, of ambition unfettered, of unmitigated self-interest, of self aggrandizement without impunity. The atmosphere of Trump is the atmosphere of overhyped architectural monstrosities ...
So ...
Slap some of that bitchjuice on me, cornbread, it sounds sexy! (*Two snaps and a neck roll*)
3 comments:
What's the point of dying your hair and bleaching your teeth if you're still going to look like that? He should just toss it all and go the "I gives no fuck" route.
Eau de Trump!! What on earth is he thinking??
See, the first thing that springs to mind is the smell of some vaguely-looks-like-real-hair-but-really-isn't synthetic fibre - drenched in age-old sweat. Eww!!
Honestly though .. hasn't anyone told him the toupee thing doesn't work for him? (then again ... i'm just trying to picture a bald Donald Trump ... *shudder*)
Ari
Paris, France
(By the way Ron, never posted here before, but i LOVE your blog, a friend recommended it figuring i would appreciate the snarky humour - and she was right! ... so ... more on Nicolette Sheridan please (LOL!) and anything to do with Tootie and rollerskates ... )
Thanks for posting Erin and Ari from Paris. Paris! (The Corsair rubs his hands together, ominously) The Corsair media domination tour's European leg is going exactly as I have forseen... mwahahahahaha ...
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