Chris Rock on Jermaine Jackson: ""the greasiest n-gga you ever seen" "Does he just spray Armor All on his face and sh-t?!"
Above: No, don't wipe your screen for excess oil. It's only Jermaine Jackson.
Jermaine rocked out an obscure duet with Pia Zadora, whose video The Corsair really dug as a kid. Our tastes have improved somewhat, we'd like to believe. You'll probably remember Ol' "Dynamite," but now Jermaine is breaking up; and you'd think breaking up would be impossible, what, with all that greasy varnish going on.
And, poor Jermajesty (The Corsair laments), his little kingdom will be with an absentee monarch. Right about the time when all the kids will start whipping his ass for being named Jermajesty. Who said life was fair? According to the Beeb:
"Former Jackson 5 singer Jermaine Jackson has filed for divorce from his wife of nine years, Alejandra.
"The older brother of Michael Jackson petitioned the Superior Court, asking that the couple's children, Jaafar and Jermajesty, live with their mother.
"The couple, who live in a suburb of Los Angeles, married in 1995 but separated earlier this month.
"The court document, filed on Tuesday, cited irreconcilable differences as the reason for the split.
"Jermaine Jackson, who turns 50 on 11 December has three children from a previous marriage to Hazel Gordy, daughter of Motown founder Berry Gordy.
"He also has two children with another woman."
Pappa was a rolling stone ...
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