Being Flavio

Superhero Name: Flavio (One word)

Alias: Flavio Briatore

Secret Identity: His existence is unknown to the general populace of Earth, but his antics are well known to people who read this blog.

Super Powers: Oddly irresistible to Supermodels.

The Corsair is a little confused how a really shady looking piece of Eurotrash like Flavio Britore became so famous, fathered Heidi Klum's baby and drove Naomi Campbelll to all sorts of distraction like he did, but, here it is, served fresh via the 3AM Girls, Flavio Britore is a slab of beef -- allegedly:

"Supermodel Naomi Campbell reportedly stirred quite a row at a posh London restaurant when she was asked to pay the bill. The model who was dining at Cipriani eaterie with her boyfriend Usher refused to pay the bill, claiming that she shouldn't have to pay because the restaurant's owner Flavio Briatore was her ex boyfriend.

"'When Naomi was handed the bill, she looked furious. She was kicking off saying that she wasn't going to pay and that as a personal friend of Flavio, she shouldn't have to pay,' an onlooker was quoted by the Mirror as saying. 'In the end Flavio was called and he told staff to waive the bill. But there was anger that she'd got away with being so rude and not having to pay.'"

Because we all know Naomi is strapped for cash ...