Thursday, January 11, 2007

Is This The End Of Mandy Moore?

(image via sports.tom)

Cultural conservatives, grasping in the void that is Hollywood, always come to rest on the wholesome visage that is Mandy Moore as their Mona Lisa of purity in a lawless existence that is nasty, brutish and short. Not for much longer. According to those intrepid our favorite superhero gossip duo Rush and Molloy:

"New couple of the week Mandy Moore and Adam (DJ AM) Goldstein exchanged numbers over New Year's in Miami, right under the nose of her ex Wilmer Valderrama. We saw the songstress dash into a New Year's Eve bash at Mansion hosted by Valderrama with Goldstein as the featured deejay, and a source tells Us Weekly, 'Even though she was with Wilmer in Miami, she and DJ made plans.' Our spy confirms Moore and Goldstein are dating, saying: 'It's pretty new, but they look cute.'"

If Mandy Moore wanted to kill her postergirl for purity image she couldn't do better than to rub loins with The Wilmer. As always, the Taint of Vaderrama (tm) carries along with it the suggestion of dead hookers and lime (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment)

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