The Corsair is so dedicated to this blog that he went through the latest issue of Playboy, sloughing through the filthy, naked Girls of the ACC photo spread (twice) to get you this interview with The Donald:
Playboy: How would you have sold lemonade on the streets of New York?
Trump: The women did an amazing job. They were dressed beautifully, and a lot of guys wanted to buy lemonade from them. So, naturally, the women blew the men out of the water. As for the men, I certainly wouldn't have been at the Fulton Fish Market -- that was a terrible idea. And I wouldn't have dressed in a suit and tie, because who buys lemonade from a guy in a suit and tie? No way. I would have gone immediately to a gay section of Manhattan.
Playboy: -- Because?
Trump: Because I think a gay man would feel really comfortable buying lemonade from another man.
2 comments:
Oh Ron, how you suffer for your art. Twice!
~ bluepoppy
http://bluepoppy.omworks.com
It was terrible!
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