The Venice Film Festival closed, thus allowing "starlet" Scarlett Johanson, the Sir Edmund Hillary of Social Climbers, some well earned respite from her aggressive, even aggressively offensive, "European Social Climbing Tour '04 (TM)." As Scarlett's dogeared, weather beaten copy of Debrett's Peerage and Barontage lies doggo, MegaStar.co.uk reports that Scarlett is going after Lord Fredrick Windsor, with tiara's in her eyes and a Tommy Lee-like skanky spring in her step; Lord Fredrick is 28th in line to the throne and, we hear, rather loaded, to be sure:
"If the name is ringing a small bell in your head, you'll probably remember that his mother hit the headlines a while ago.
"Princess Michael of Kent, or rather Princess Pushy, as she's better known, made the papers after her alleged, er, racist remarks to diners at a New York restaurant."
She's moving up in the world, earlier this year, she was shasing after actors old enough to be her pappi, as buzzle reports:
"Teen starlet Johannson claims that her encounter with the much-older Del Toro was 'unsanitary.' The Lost In Translation star was seen getting very cozy with Del Toro at the Chateau Marmont hotel in Los Angeles before the Academy Awards in February. After the awards festivities, the two were spotted returning to the hotel at 3:30 a.m. and were reportedly 'all over each other.' An onlooker said, 'They didn't care who saw them. It was quite extraordinary. She looks so young he could easily pass for her dad.'
"Now Johannson, 19, reveals that she invited Del Toro, 37, up to her room, but their steamy encounter actually occurred in an elevator. She says, 'We were making out or having sex or something, which I think is very unsanitary.'"
Love in an elevator and all that.
Javier Braden, took Best Actor honors at the Venice Film Festioval for Mar Adentro, where he plays a fisherman who is left paraplegic after a diving accident. His golden gong award was presented by Our Scarlett, obviously on break from finding a title to bed. No word on whether or not Barden presented her with his own golden gong at the after party.
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