Sure, Angelina Jolie is drop dead gorgy and somewhat dangerous, but who ever knew she was so intense -- and I mean that in a good way. Her interview with Premiere touched on many things, like, for instance, her work for the UN in troubled zones, her adopted Cambodian baby Maddox, her love of Winston Churchill (The Corsair predicts that Jolie's next boyfriend will be an international statesman), and, of course, her marriage to an orange colored manorexic named ... "Billy Bob":
"Premiere: You've gone through some stuff, a pretty tough break up.
"Angelina Jolie: Which one?
"Premiere: Great answer. More recently, with the Billy Bob marriage, there was an intense focus on you two.
"AJ: My relationship with Billy ... absolutely. Nobody actually knows, but Billy and I speak now. We began a few months ago with one of the most beautiful conversations two people can have. We talked about how much we said and didn't really mean ...
"Premiere: There was so much you two willingly let the public know that it must be hard to find your way back to a private resolution.
"AJ: ... We analyzed everything we went through and why, and we sat up and we cried together and we talked for a long time, face to face.
"Premiere: That's amazing; the bitterness seemed a strong as the relationship had been
"AJ: We ended up realizing that we're connected in life for life, and whoever is the first to be on their deathbed, we'll be there for the other and be a friend ...
"International humanitarian work, adopted babies from world trouble zones, blood vials, death bed oaths ... Jesus: intensity is being in a relationship with Angelina Jolie. On her Cambodian baby, Maddox:
"AJ: ... watching Maddox grow up without a father -- he's growing up great, so really that's the only thing I need to be thinking about.
"Premiere: Has he betrayed any longings for that?
"AJ: He watches cartoons, and he understands that there's a mama and a dada. He was watching something the other day and he said, 'Mama, where's dada?' I was really paranoid, I was really quiet, and I said, 'Mad, who's dada?' And he said, 'Mama.'" (laughs)
Geminian Angelina Jolie has her work cut out for her, playing the dual role of Mama and Dada.
3 comments:
She's the one woman in the world who I'd have sex with. Crazy.
- Pencopal
I'v known several heterosexual women that have said the same thing. Goddamn that's sexy!
Another hetero woman chiming in. She is the one who most any woman would sleep with.
-Amanda
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