Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Stephen Colbert Plans To "Shoot His DNA Into Space"



This actually sounds more disgusting than it really is. You have to hand it to the Colbert people, they are always topping themselves. From the press release:

"Stephen Colbert continues to make late-night television space history. On 'The Colbert Report' in May, he was the first host in late-night to interview an astronaut, Garrett Reisman, in space. Now, Colbert plans to save humanity when he has his DNA digitized and sent to the International Space Station (ISS) with famed game designer Richard Garriott.

"'I am thrilled to have my DNA shot into space, as this brings me one step closer to my life-long dream of being the baby at the end of 2001,' said Colbert.

"'In the unlikely event that Earth and humanity are destroyed, mankind can be resurrected with Stephen Colbert's DNA,' said Garriott. 'Is there a better person for us to turn to for this high-level responsibility?'

In October, Garriott will travel to the ISS and deposit the 'Immortality Drive,' a time capsule which will include human DNA and records of humanity's greatest accomplishments. This collection of data including Colbert's DNA and accomplishments, along with personal messages left by visitors at www.OperationImmortality.com, will serve as a remote offsite backup of the human race."


When last we left Colbert he was running for President on the Democrat ticket in "The Palmetto State."

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