More Kate Moss Drunk Pics. Amateur



The War against the spins. (image via thisislondon)

A rolling moss gathers no -- what? Kate Moss, the drunkiest supermodel with what Johnny Depp calls 'the highwater booty ("She's got that high water booty," Depp bragged in VF. "A high-water booty is important...,") was once again pictured in a boozy state. Amateur (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment).


"Overtired," as concerned grandmothers everywhere call it with Rockwellian understatement, is fast becoming Kate Moss' general state of being. As someone who knows something about leaving the club "overtired," we'd like to say that we are running with these pictures because, quite frankly, at age 34, they are culturally significant. They suggest an astonishing foolishness, a "Keifer Sutherlandishness." If you are 34, and you are still stumbling out of the club every weekend, there is something seriously wrong with you. One must learn; adapt; make it to the ripe old age of 35. A 26 year old getting drunk? Pshaw. Commonplace. The stuff of amusing short films and scenes on the Lower East Side of New York. At 34 -- to wit: roughly ten years experience at mastering The Booze -- one expects a certain savoir faire in the matter of getting quietly tight.

And Kate Moss is not only 34, she is a supermodel. 34 in Supermodel Years, people! A 34 year old supermodel is like a 65-year old sommelier in liver years. Why is she still getting carried out of the clubs? Any self-respecting and hard-partying supermodel should have mastered the arts of pacing, aspirin before bed, bottled water, vitamin E&C and the tried and true sticking to one type of booze way back in their late teens.



Lightweight! (image via thisislondon)