Tuesday, September 30, 2008

George Michael Escapes To Africa

(image via theage)

Wham! George Michael, who likes to use public restrooms for other than their intended use (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment), is headed to Africa to escape the paparazzi after his latest imbroglio with the cracks. From the 3AMGirls:

"After being caught monkeying around with drugs, George Michael is having an even wilder time - on safari in Africa.

"The former Wham! star is currently shooting wildlife with partner Kenny Goss-with their cameras, of course!

"The jeep journey was booked long before George, 45, was arrested in a public loo for possessing crack cocaine, last week.

We're told: 'Kenny booked the holiday weeks ago.

"'George was particularly keen to see lion cubs. He was determined to see the Big Five - buffalo, elephant, lion, leopard and rhino.

"...Our spy adds: 'He is adamant he'll return to London a changed man.'"

And, as on safari there are no public restrooms to speak of, that issue shouldn't come up.

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