Monday, October 06, 2008

"Naked, Gyrating Pam Anderson" Celebrates Hefner's Birthday



Of late Hugh Hefner, though greatly fortunate, materially, in this life, has been sort of a sad-sackish figure. A cuckold, even. He's losing his "girlfriends" -- to people like the execrable Criss Angel, even. But this, we guess, kind of makes up for it. Uhm, sort of. From Thisislondon:

"A naked, gyrating Pamela Anderson would be enough to send most old men into a state of shock or heart failure.

"But Playboy boss Hugh Hefner enjoyed his 82nd birthday surprise from his ultimate Bunny. Anderson, 41, who has graced 12 Playboy covers - more than anyone - arrived at his party wearing only high heels and a smile.

"The former Baywatch star presented Hefner with a cake and gave him a kiss followed by a birthday lapdance."


As interesting as Pammie's body has been in the past -- and how does one put this nicely? -- after visually frequenting her "cookie (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment)," it kind of loses some of it's inherent eroticism. The whole principle of display and conceal -- it's true, Pammie.

So true.

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