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Paris is burning .. but the flames quickly fizzled at something called "The Whisky Mist" -- anything like whiskey dick? -- where the future lions of England snuffed out her fiery attempts at American conquest. London, once again in History, contending with ... Paris. Have those two boys not been through enough? From The DailyMail:
"'London club Whisky Mist had a royal flush of VIPs last night, including princes William and Harry, princesses Beatrice and Eugenie - and US pop-culture royalty Paris Hilton and Christina Aguilera.
"In fact, the nightclub was so overwhelmed that it almost ran out of VIP tables for its A-list guests.
"Paris was delighted when she turned up around 2am to discover the two young princes were also in the VIP area.
"Harry was sitting with two male friends at a table, and Paris headed over in a bid to get his attention.
"But Harry was having none of it. He tried to ignore her, concentrating on his pals instead, but the hotel heiress is nothing if not persistent.
"An onlooker said: 'It was quite funny to watch. Harry clearly didn't want to speak to her but she did a sexy dance in front of him and he finally stood up to shake her hand. He then just wandered off, and Paris looked a bit annoyed.'
"Not to be discouraged, Paris later tried her luck with William
"Until this point William had been sitting with a blonde girl who was trying her hardest to flirt with him.
"Wills had been chatting to the girl for about 30 minutes, and looked like he was enjoying the attention.
"She was downing champagne while he was drinking vodkas and cranberry.
"Paris finally caught his attention and also sat next to Will. After a while the blonde girl left, but - to Paris's chagrin - Will left a short time later."
A "noble" attempt, to be sure (Averted Gaze), but the "sexy dance" doesn't work when the party in question lacks an ass.(Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment). More here.
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