Media-Whore D'Oeuvres



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"Sarah said that she had some great people at her table at (the Howard Stern-Beth O wedding). She had Mary McCormack, Kelly Ripa, Mark Consuelos, Chevy Chase, Jaynie Chase at her table. Howard asked her how Chevy was with his toast. Sarah said that she had a lot of respect for him when he was sitting there. Sarah said that Chevy told her that he wanted to pee on her. She said that he said it kind of looking at Mary and she thought he was talking to her ... Howard asked Sarah about her TV show and some of the subjects they're covering on that. She said that they're covering bed wetting since Sarah was a bed wetter .. She said that she hasn't done it in a long time but when she was let go from SNL she did it with 3 guys in a short period of time .. Sarah said that her dad wet the bed and his dad did too. Sarah said that she has wet the bed with (Jimmy Kimmel) too but she woke up and it was only a little bit. Sarah said that Jimmy wet the bed one time too and she thought it was funny." (Marksfriggin)

"Over brunch at Spitzer's Corner on Rivington Street, Jimmy and his on-again girlfriend Sarah Silverman 'wouldn't stop making out,' says a fellow diner. 'They were all over each other. I don't even know how they got any air, let alone any food.' A restaurant manager confirms they were there, but refused to describe whether their tongues touched anything except eggs. 'All I'll say is they were very cool.'" (PageSixmagazine)

"Two weeks ago, Howard Stern, the New York radio shock jock, married his longtime companion, Beth Ostrosky. Reports about the wedding noted that Ostrosky ran 18 miles the next day as part of her training for the New York City Marathon on Nov. 2. There was no mention of what Stern did, but the odds are he played chess. In a phone interview just before the wedding, Stern said that he plays every day and prefers playing chess to doing just about anything else. Anything? Stern said people who know about his interest often say, 'You have this hot model girlfriend, you should be having sex with her. And I say, I can have sex, too, and then go back and play chess.'" (NYTimes)

"She is only one but Olive, the daughter of movie stars Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher, already knows how to pull in a star-studded crowd to celebrate her birthday. Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox-Arquette, Ben Stiller and Dustin Hoffman were all on hand to deliver presents for Olive's first birthday." (Thisislondon)