Paris Hilton's McCain Ad

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Hell hath no fury like a Hilton scorned. Or, "sored." As Kathy Hilton writes -- or, more likely, has someone else with better grammar compose -- on HuffPo:

"I've been asked again and again for my response to the now infamous McCain celebrity ad. I actually have three responses. It is a complete waste of the money John McCain's contributors have donated to his campaign. It is a complete waste of the country's time and attention at the very moment when millions of people are losing their homes and their jobs. And it is a completely frivolous way to choose the next President of the United States."

One can almost hear the shitty John Phillip Sousa march, hand-cranked from a fucking victrola, as chatty Kathy musters up her most patriotic voice to revenge the thwarted honor of her crypto-racist offspring (Averted Gaze). If only she had found that voice before Paris found Valtrex (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment).