The Russians are claiming another victory over Europe. Leathery Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood is, against all logic, being fought over by two vital women. Eew. Katia Ivanova, his Russian mistress-waitress -- who, we cannot fail to note, cannot possibly in it for the Rolling Stones fuck-you dollars -- is claiming victory. From the extremely downmarket Newsoftheworld (which pays for its scoops):
"ROLLING Stone Ronnie Wood’s 20-year-old mistress last night claimed total victory in the battle for the wrinkly rocker’s heart.
"Sexy Katia Ivanova shattered wife Jo’s hopes of reconciliation with the 51-year- old star to reveal they’re setting up home together when he leaves rehab this week.
"'Ronnie’s moving on,' said Katia. 'It’s a fresh start. He’s made the decision. He loves me and he’s LEAVING!'
"Wrinkly rocker Ronnie gave his young mistress Katia a hand-drawn love token this week —proving his heart is with HER and NOT wife Jo."
Post-Cold war Russians are a strong and proud people who have been deeply affected by the poverty of their lonely twilight struggle with he West (they lost) and the subsequent nihilism of hyper-capitalism that followed. It should be curious how popular opinion in the UK will move -- because it almost certainly will -- as Russians, who are increasingly being absorbed and integrated into Europe at all social levels, raise their profile on the continent and express their ambitions with muscle.
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