Monday, August 18, 2008

Katia Ivanova Clains "Victory" Over Rolling Stone



The Russians are claiming another victory over Europe. Leathery Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood is, against all logic, being fought over by two vital women. Eew. Katia Ivanova, his Russian mistress-waitress -- who, we cannot fail to note, cannot possibly in it for the Rolling Stones fuck-you dollars -- is claiming victory. From the extremely downmarket Newsoftheworld (which pays for its scoops):

"ROLLING Stone Ronnie Wood’s 20-year-old mistress last night claimed total victory in the battle for the wrinkly rocker’s heart.

"Sexy Katia Ivanova shattered wife Jo’s hopes of reconciliation with the 51-year- old star to reveal they’re setting up home together when he leaves rehab this week.

"'Ronnie’s moving on,' said Katia. 'It’s a fresh start. He’s made the decision. He loves me and he’s LEAVING!'

"Wrinkly rocker Ronnie gave his young mistress Katia a hand-drawn love token this week —proving his heart is with HER and NOT wife Jo."




Post-Cold war Russians are a strong and proud people who have been deeply affected by the poverty of their lonely twilight struggle with he West (they lost) and the subsequent nihilism of hyper-capitalism that followed. It should be curious how popular opinion in the UK will move -- because it almost certainly will -- as Russians, who are increasingly being absorbed and integrated into Europe at all social levels, raise their profile on the continent and express their ambitions with muscle.

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