ON The Theme Of JLO'S ASS-SWEAT



(image via mavericktimes)

We always wondered about the downside of all that extra ass that JLo carries around, with, we cannot fail to note, a certain regal carriage. It's summer-- it's hot; all that fleshy, caramel lagniappe must get misty. And then there are those micro-mini outfits that popstars -- especially ones with appeal to the Latin market -- are required to wear as their uniform.

Sure, the entourage of beefy bodyguards are sufficint to deter the most ardent papparazi from catching said popstar in a particularly perspirous moment of Ass-Cheeks-Gone-Awry... We try not to think about these things too-often, but then Fashionweekdaily gets into it, catching a moment of Ass-Sweat, and, well, Things-Fall-Apart. From Fashionweekdaily:

"With uniformed Capuchin monkeys from South America on the red carpet as well as Jennifer Lopez, Debra Messing, Pharrell Williams, and Jim Gold on the host committee, guests at Lorraine Schwartz’s Diamond Monkey collection launch party Wednesday night at the Hotel Elysee's Monkey Bar knew they were in store for more than the typical passed hors d'oeuvres and photo ops .. Lopez, whose arrival with full security detail mimicked the onset of a monsoon, swept through the red carpet for photos and quickly holed herself up in a corner booth with Schwartz, Messing, and Gold. The Bergdorf’s chief executive, whose store carries the line exclusively, pulled his daughter, Caroline, and niece, Katie, through the throng of gawkers and crush of photographers to personally introduce the giddy girls to Lopez, even taking out his personal digital camera to take a group shot like a proud papa. The Latina lovely, who kept wiping perspiration off her seat after getting stuck to the booth thanks to her shorter-than-short outfit .. "

Charmed, I'm sure.